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Hawaiian Slide 

Suicide or to take one’s own life- based on an autocorrection of “suicide” that was posted to 4chan on 11/28/2020
I’m so depressed, I think I am going to Hawaiian Slide.

I think drugs and booze are going to make me do the Hawaiian Slide.
Hawaiian Slide by Grubby_puppy_420 November 28, 2020

Hawaiian surprise 

A “Hawaiian Surprise” is when you pause sexual intercourse by throwing a blanket over a girls head, in order to secretly put on a coconut bra and continue pounding without her knowing about your new wardrobe. Then when you’re ready you take the blanket off of her head, she’ll laugh, and her vagina will start to clench in and out for the ultimate “Hawaiian Surprise”
My friend Brennen gave Zoey a Hawaiian Surprise last night.”

Any cool guy: “Really!! No way!”

Hawaiian Slurpee 

The act of pouring local Hawaiian pineapple juice into the vagina then sipping it out with a turtle safe straw.
Guy: Babe, I'm really craving pineapple and sex right now.
Girl: well let me lay down and you can try a Hawaiian slurpee.

Hawaiian Submarine 

The act of filling a condom with sperm, then boiling the rubber, and inserting it into ones anus.
Hey bro, I just burned myself doing a Hawaiian Submarine. I’m going to the ER right now!

Hawaiian suck n push 

When you're squatting on the hotel toilet sucking his dick while you squeeze out the pork and poi from last night's luau.
Was giving him the old hawaiian suck n push when my kids walked in, And I had to explain this is the only way mommy can poop.

Hawaiian Shirt Anomaly 

Although a rational man such as Phill is unlikely to fall for superstitions, his dedication to BL5 and the effort that he has put into improving it might cause an anomaly to occur. This anomaly might cause unreasonable amount of downtimes and seemingly impossible situations where there can only be one possible reason... Someone has the Hawaiian shirt on.
Carlos: Wears the Hawaiian shirt to the office once.
Phil: Knows that the line will break down and tells Carlos
Line actually breaks down and Carlos learns the lesson of the Hawaiian Shirt Anomaly.