Haverhill

A blue-collar city with some ghetto neighborhoods.

I'm going to Haverhill aka Helltown you pussie ass bitch!!

by Timay23 September 24, 2011

Havertown

Havertown is a suburban town approximately 10 miles west of Philadelphia. Close enough to make use of the many advantages but far enough to enjoy space and relaxed living. So many Irish immigrants settled in Havertown that it was said that there were more people in Havertown who claimed to be Irish then there were in Ireland.

Havertown is a rich and colorful town with an excess of Nail Salons and Pizza Parlors, and growing venue of upscale and specialty dining establishments. The schools in Havertown are top end in academics, art, theater and social tolerance. Don't be surprised to run into suburban moms and dads building archery ranges or open fires in their back yards, or out on pub crawls with the neighbors. The police of Havertown are serious, hard working and honest. If you behave yourself then they'll ignore your fire and public drunkenness. If you make an ass of yourself then you'll get to see the inside of a cell.

Folks who live in Havertown tend to stay in Havertown often purchasing homes on the same street where they grew up. People don't outgrow their homes and move on; they simply put additions on their houses. Children graduate from College and move to Philadelphia or wander the country or the world. Most come back to Havertown when they are ready to get serious and start families.

No Karen, I don't want to go drinking in Center City. I'm staying in Havertown; my daughter's in the Haverford High School musical. We're going to walk home after the show and stop for beers and pizza before the entire cast comes back to my house for a bonfire.

by TheBillo313 December 18, 2018

haverkretd

It is, well, a sentiment. Or perhaps, an object. Or a marvelous concept, or a nefarious one. It floats in the air, like a feather, and swims in the sea with grace. It is the beginning and the end. It is the primary colours, and black, and white. It could be sentient, could be merely a machine. While speeding, it looks slow, while crawling, it seems to race - assuming we can see it at all. It is everything and nothing, everywhere and nowhere. It's a noun, and a verb, and an adjective. It defies not merely grammar, but reality itself. Those of us who have encountered one are uniquely privileged.

You haverkretd!

by Lyanthya January 12, 2004

Havener

very strong willed, knows what he wants and will never stop working for it. loves his family and friends more then himself. adored by all who cross paths with him. very romantic and loving nature. knows how to treat a woman right, and always will as long as he is still breathing. Strikingly attractive, his smile makes you melt. He is one of the few men left of his kind. If you find him, you will never want to let him go.

Marry me Havener!?

by GIjoc December 20, 2010

haver

\Ha"ver\, v. i. Etymol. uncertain. To maunder; to talk foolishly; to chatter. Scot. --Sir W. Scott.

"...and if I haver, whatever the fuck that means, I'm gonna be the one who's havering to you"

by paperless September 2, 2003

haverland

A VERY white family's last name. With a little Mexican child that lives with them.

The Haverland's are a really white family.

by LilDent March 18, 2018

Bill Haverty

Bill Haverty Has done a lot of things such as resurrect hitler, starred in a gay porn scene with George Clooney and sang the national anthem for trumps inauguration just to name a few he is a very awesome person

I wanna star in a scene with Clooney, I wanna be a Bill Haverty when I grow up

by Puff daddy jr April 28, 2017