Hovering

When you are trying to get on with a job but insolent people, 'hoverer's' keep getting in your way.

Blanche: Hey I was using the oven!

Ken: gtfo! I was there first, now stop hovering!

by kurazoo April 25, 2009

Hovering

When the douchebag in front of you orders at the bagel store, then just waits in front of the counter for his food instead of letting other people order.

Bar Down Ryan: Did you order?

Douchebag: Ya...

Bar Down Ryan: THEN STOP HOVERING ASSHOLE!!!

by Trap house BOP October 8, 2014

Hovering

When one of your friends hold your vape without hitting it for a substantial amount of time.

“Hey man have you hit the vape yet?”
“Oh shit no sorry man I’ve been hovering!”

by anonoymousbrother July 5, 2018

Hovering Shan

Whilst hovering above the toilet (typically to avoid touching a very unclean toilet seat) you accidentally poop on the toilet.

"I had to poop, and my only option was a Porta Potty. Unfortunately it was extremely gross in there, so I had to hover above the seat and accidently did a Hovering Shan"

by CLTKOW April 30, 2022

Hatering

The verb to hate on; whether it be on a person, animal, object, or idea. To be a complete hater. The hater doesn't necessarily hate the person he or she is bashing, rather the hater wants to knock somelse down a notch.

Cindy was hatering on Tommy all day.
Patrick was hatering on his Xbox because his live account ran out.
Bill: The Gophers suck!
Tom: Stop hatering on Tubby's Team!

by Mr.Sunnshine March 15, 2011

Hovering Cosby

A piece of poop that is still half way in your anus and half way out of your anus

GOD DAMN IT I HAVE A HOVERING COSBY! GRANDMA GET THE LAX I THINK THIS IS GONNA BE A TOUGH one

by theguywhofartedinworldstudies November 22, 2010

hovering hippo

used as an excuse for when you fall or crash

after crashingdamn hovering hippos always hovering in front of me and making me crash

by michael July 15, 2004