David Hause

A man who only says two things: "Can you even ghost?" and "IM TELLING THE DEAN!!!!!"

Jay: *plays games in class*
David Hause: "IM TELLING THE DEAN!!!!!!!!!!!"

by MacXP June 1, 2018

David Hause

Some pussy ass bitch noodle head penis gobbling lookin ass that can't get Sophie also tends to threaten to beat your ass.

That david Hause got dipped by spencer

by Hanna Peterson December 8, 2016

housey

Someone who lives inside.

I saw that housey throw away food, let's eat!

by Oregon Sunset December 5, 2018

van hausered

when you see pictures of a chick on facebook and she looks smokin' hot, and then eventually you meet her in person and she is significantly less attractive than you expected, and has a kind of weird personality, and you are disappointed.

"hey man good luck tonight with that hot facebook chick"

- 5 hours later -

"dude I met up with the chick at this local sports bar and she was like 4 feet tall and not nearly as attractive as i thought, and she was kinda weird to boot.. i knew within like 10 minutes I didn't like her"

"man that sucks you totally got van hausered, oh well live and learn eh"

by CVdizzle January 22, 2010

Gourdon-Hamsey Burger

A burger served with squash and ham

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Gourdon-Hamsey Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Halsey

a girl who got famous because she trashed Taylor Swift in 2012 with "The Haylor Song" and is now an indie/alternative singer who knows the band 5 Seconds of Summer.

Person 1: Dude did you listen to Halsey's new ep, Room 93? it's sick!
Person 2: yeah man. my girl and I fuck to her songs.

by Sisley_ March 16, 2015

Hüseyin

Hüseyin is a very common Turkish name. He is so handsome that all girls race with each other to sleep with him. He is a real fucker.

Girl A: Did you see that guy ? He is as handsome as Hüseyin
Girl B: Nobody can be like Hüseyin!

by hsynkr8 May 4, 2018