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Hattered

When somebody comes up behinde you and pulles your hat over your haed and then kicks you in the nuts.
John hattered jim and Jim cried.
by Omaralcoortia June 21, 2011
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Velvet hattrick

The ultimate three course penetration...
oral, vaginal, anal
I bought her flowers, we watched "The Notebook" together by the fireplace, and after I presented the Tiffany's bracelet, she rewarded me with a Velvet hattrick.
by G. Baca April 2, 2007
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Hatboro

A small Philadelphia suburban town in Montgomery County Pennsylvania. Reffered to often as the "ghetto" by rich, elitist, ultra-liberal Horsham residents who have an irrational fear of people who make less than 200 thousand dollars a year.

In reality Hatboro is an extremely safe town and contrary to popular belief, there are no prostitutes to be found. Also, there are no more white trash in Hatboro than what is typical of any other regional town (Upper Moreland, Horsham, Willow Grove, ect...), the only difference being that, these people actually do not have much money.

As for wealth, Hatboro is not poor, just diverse. It is a place where many people from a variety of incomes get along and for the most part, are great neighbors to each other.
Horsham Kid: "I'm not going down to the ghetto just to get a pizza, you go do it! You're the one who placed the order there."

Hatboro Kid: "Have you ever even been to Hatboro, or a real ghetto for that matter?"

Horsham Kid: "No, I'm a well educated intellectual and I don't associate with degenerates."

Hatboro Kid: "Are you frickin' kidding me?"

Horsham Kid: "No! Now go get that pizza from your poverty-ridden scum hole while I smoke this joint. People from that town have no future..."

Hatboro Kid: "..."
by Hatboro Resident January 24, 2009
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hatter

noun: west coast beach slang. someone who poses as a surfer, but would never risk a rag-doll.
mike: hey Alvin, why did you bolt that surfboard to the roof of your car?

Alvin: oh, the last one got stolen one night last month. hatter
by sandspit September 24, 2007
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Hattrick

Scoring three goals in one game of hockey. Scoring three in a row is called a natural hattrick.
I nearly scored a hattrick, but missed the net in the final seconds.
by Sam Orr January 12, 2008
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Hatton Test

Like the Bechdel Test, but for media portraying a person with a disability.

The Hatton test: Does the person with a disability exist in the media for a reason other than to glorify a non-disabled person? Are they presented as a complete person, with hopes, fears, and skills unrelated to their disability? Are they portrayed as automatically evil, or inspirational, because of their role as "other"?
"Sorry Glinda, I can't go see Phantom of the Opera with you. It fails the Hatton Test, and each time I see it, I leave the theater feeling dehumanized and sad. However, I heard that Young Frankenstein is playing at that theater with the great pizza, and there's even a place I can tie up my flying monkeys outside".
by Gertrude Bell April 17, 2014
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brown hatter's overalls

Pajamas, as worn by many men up until the late 70's, when central heating in the UK was commonly installed in many homes.
Bob was wearing his brown hatter's overalls when I called 'round this morning
by ward b July 6, 2007
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