Hardware City 

A very nice skatepark in New Britain Connecticut, Hardware City contains two street courses, a mini half pipe, and some movable ramps.

I skated at Hardware City yesterday and almost broke my neck front flipping over a fly box.

Hardware City by adonkeyisaass October 27, 2003

Hardware Dandy 

Also known as an 'Overclocker'. These people spend vast amounts of cash on computer components, perspex computer cases, and silent fans. Typically a male persuit for those who don't own a car which they can customise. Their computer must be made to run, silently, quickly, lit up like a football stadium.

saddo dude: "Man dig this - when i flick the power button this babe runs so smooth and quiet you can hear a mouse farting in Bejing. Its got enough cooling power to freeze a whale's balls off, and it runs so fast that I've sorted out all the processing for S.E.T.I."

cool guy: "Have you got a girlfriend yet? Man, you Hardware Dandy types should get out more often"

Hardware Dandy by Regis Bognor February 7, 2006

Hardware Hard-on 

Arousal as a result of placing your warm laptop on your lap.

"Tim, how did this happen? You're studying for your organic chemistry final. You shouldn't be aroused."
"I went to the couch to study. Now I have a hardware hard-on."

Hardware Hard-on by kazbah May 8, 2013

hardware store 

n. a place filled with individuals that most people would classify as tools.

"God, this place is such a hardware store."
"Don't go there. It is a total hardware store."

hardware store by John C. Peterson January 3, 2008

hardware store 

The most extreme instance of toolishness. This person cannot be anymore of a loser - they are being extremely used by other people or society without even knowing it.

John: Ashley used to like white wine but switched to red because she saw cool people drinking it.
Joe: What a hardware store! Ashley is such a Home Depot you could fix your house just by talking to her.

hardware store by g best man December 9, 2008

Hardware.No 

The most Über Hardware site in Norway.
It's forum has over 60 000 users nd almost 10 000 are actually using the forum.

Ueland is Cool.
So is Snowdog_

Hardware.No by Jesus of Suburbia April 1, 2005

Hardware Store 

An even larger douche that Tool, Toolbox, and Toolshed.

Dude, I saw this guy pretending to give a homeless guy a stack of hundreds, but then he fucking dabbed on him and walked away, what a fucking Hardware Store.

Hardware Store by Arandomboi June 14, 2018