harami

A person who does haram things aka not permissible in Islam

Wow, Sameer drank! What a harami!

by pavintandoor January 30, 2021

Hardwired headphones

When you run the headphone cord from your iPod/iPhone up under your clothes. It only takes two seconds to run the cord under your shirt, and then you don't have to worry about getting the cord caught on your car door, the counter top, or the vacuum cleaner (cause you know you listen to music when you vacuum). In addition, hardwiring allows you to let your earphones dangle just outside of your shirt (if you're really smart you'll even have two shirts on, and you can hide your earphones when not in use).

Becky: "Tom, why do you look so cool?!?"

Tom: "It's because I hardwire my headphones . . . see, no cord. It's called Hardwired headphones."

Becky: "OMG!!! That's like soooo smart!! I would've never thought to do something like that. I'm always getting my cord caught on my car door and my vacuum cleaner."

Tom: "Well Becky, that's because you're a dumb skank."

by Sgt. Standanco February 14, 2012

Catherine Hardwicke

Worst movie/ casting director ever to be born. Uses the word "sexy" excessively, and ruined the movie "Twilight." One of the main causes of global warming.

How Catherine Hardwicke causes global warming: casting Kristen Stewart as Bella Swan.

by Dic101 August 10, 2009

harwich dirt child

If you grow up white trash and play in the dirt in Harwich Ma on Cape Cod. You engage in dirt games, and drink with your friends around a bonfire listening to music. Insults are compliments. You hang out in the woods drinking and smoking weed.

What’s up Dirt Child?
I grew up a Harwich Dirt Child.

by Big Dick78 August 22, 2022

Homo-Harakiri

To sacrifice ones own sexuality in order to insult another's.

Friend 1: You're so gay.
Friend 2: I may be gay but u wanna fuck me, so shut up.
Friend 1: You just killed me with a homo-harakiri!

by Bergham J. June 28, 2014

Hardwicked

When your social studies teacher says something stupid or is in a band

Bro you just got Hardwicked!

by SIUUUUIRFWFFU$U$U$U% October 16, 2018

harakiri

The most (in)famous kind of Japanese suicide. As it says, I'm slitting my stomach, it refers to this gruesome kind of killing oneself.

He was not able to stand the pressure of the society, so he decided to solve the problems in an "honorable" way.

by Zdenek June 8, 2004