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Paul Haney

He is an ass hole if u r a girl watch him because he is watching u he has been caught watching porn in class like 4 times in all just stay away
I can’t believe I have horny Haney for com arts Paul Haney is a dick
by Ding dong wing Wong November 1, 2019
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Hanley Ramirez

One of Major League Baseball's best offensive players. Currently a shortstop for the Florida Marlins, Ramirez was the 2006 NL Rookie of the Year and owns the National League's top batting average midway through the 2009 season.

Ramirez has the ability to both hit for power and play effective smallball. Hanley's defense has also improved greatly, and his solid play at shortstop has complimented his reputation as one of baseball's most feared hitters.
Wow, Hanley Ramirez is pretty much automatic with runners in scoring position...
by ElBarto45 August 11, 2009
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Handjob Haney

To prematurely ejaculate as soon as a woman touches your penis after 3+ years of not getting any. Then leaving when she goes to the bathroom to wash her hands and your truck won't start forcing you to walk to a friends.
"That chick got me so hot last night I almost pulled a Handjob Haney."
by Doomious April 5, 2009
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Hanne

An intelligent, sexy girl. Beautiful, she usually has huge boobs and a big butt. She is trusting and a hopeless romantic. She loves long commitments and you can trust her to not cheat. She is honest and loving, lovable and caring. She is humorous and fun. Many people enjoy having her around for her hilarious jokes and comebacks. Many people tease her because she is very gorgeous and sexy. While she is very social and laughable, she is also shy, and sexually pleasing. She is absolutely great in bed and is erotic. Musically gifted, she often gained many friends throughout her schooling years, who will or did stick with her for the rest of we happy life. She loves music, singing, dancing, and sports. She is very curvy and bountiful. Her smile can light up an entire street. If you meet a Hanne, never, NEVER, let her go. If you do, you'll regret it for the rest of your life. Hanne is a Canadian (usually) goddess.
Tyler: I'm in love!
Bradley: with who?
Tyler: Hanne! She's gorgeous!
by Superhotbabybaileybabybayb August 14, 2016
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John Hanley

A term used to describe a sexual position, and situation. Whereby a man performs anal sex on a women, and just before finishing the man pulls out and proceeds to retrieve, and throw his bowling ball on top of his partner. After this the man immediately releases his creamy load and records the data gathered into Table 1 using all of the proper units.
I performed the John Hanley last night and boy..... it was great.

Joe Marty's favorite sexual act.
by Joe Marty July 1, 2011
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Hannes

Someone who is sexy as fuck, and has an enchanting deep voice. He also could be your hot Swedish babe.
Did you see Hannes over there?

Yeah... He's so hot, I wanna rub his shaft...
by zKevinTheCat August 23, 2020
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Hannes

Big sexy chad that is a big GAMER and gaming
Oh you're gaming?
Yeah?
You must be a Hannes
by ImVeryGae.com December 1, 2020
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