Mr. Hankey

Another word for a complete piece of shit, especially one who decides to shit without the use of a toilet and smears it on a wall.

That guy was such a Mr. Hankey

by Not a famous vines March 5, 2019

Blow a Hankey

to fart really loud and smelly, right in someones mouth so they can smell and taste it and get a good whiff of the good stuff, you should watch people that blow hankeys

Watch out, Jimmy is going to blow a hankey!

by The anti-smiddler January 7, 2007

arse hankey

n.: Toilet paper; Thin wadded plant fibre tissues for wiping oneself after a crap. Scented and balm-coated toilet papers more strongly fit this category than normal, unscented paper.

"We're gonna need more arse hankey; my bum caught a cold."

by His Royal Hairiness January 20, 2014

dorty hankey

Is when you take a shite in undergarments then rip them off and go raaa and wipe your kegs in the boilers face hence the hankey

Bolam came home one night and thought fuck it I will give her a dorty hankey

by Dirty ropper May 6, 2016

ted hankey

The act of pulling the plum off of oneself.

He was home, he was alone, so inevitably he had a ted hankey.

by Garren Bell May 12, 2022

habble hankey

a very old, fragile, and smelly man. This person does not have much time left on earth and his eyesight worsens by the minute.

habble hankey was ran over on his 91st birthday

by gigel goo December 20, 2023

Honkey Smoker

(n) Any black person who competes in a foot race or athletic event against one or more white people.

Keshawn was a real honkey smoker today. He whooped all those white boys in the 100 yard dash!

by hellooostrich January 7, 2011