hauenstein

a large, hairy butthole with anal seepage due to massive amounts of butt poundage.
an overweight bavarian woman, with breasts stretching down to her knees.

"So i was gettin it on with this girl last night, but then i saw that she had a hauenstein!"

"Aw thats fuckin gross man. ditch that BIATCH"

by tossyoursalad February 27, 2009

hawkenstein

A hawkenstein is a type of nose when looked at from someones profile view (side view) and the shape of their nose from that view looks like a hawks beak.

if you want to see a hawkenstein picture type into google images things like - hawk nose - eagle nose etc

by HUA!! September 19, 2010

Havenstein

Un-fucking-believable

Did you see that meteor land right on that cow? Man, that was Havenstein.

by lordofdefinition May 15, 2011

horkenstein 3000

when a girl sucks your dick using her mouth, both hands, and both feet.

i met this flexible girl at the gym last night and she gave me the horkenstein 3000

by anonymous August 3, 2022

horkenstein 3000

when a girl sucks dick using her mouth, both hands, and both feet

met this flexible girl at the gym she gave me the horkenstein 3000 last night

by balllicker30000 August 3, 2022

TankenStein

Tankenstein is a War thunder youtuber

guy 1: TankenStein just released another review on a vehicle, watch it!
guy 2: i already watched it dibbus...

by morbinmogus September 26, 2023

cankenstein

What Badger calls the Meth he and Jesse made in S:1 E:5.

Badger: "You are a genius, bro! This cankenstein is unreal! When we get back I'm gonna burn that dollar bill suit, 'cause we're gonna make some mad dough!"
Jesse: "It's not right..."

by SonyBravia March 12, 2025