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Dude: stop being a Michael William Hanes Jr.
Michael William Hanes Jr.: whats that mean
Dude: ur gay
Michael William Hanes Jr.: *dies instantly*
Michael William Hanes Jr.: whats that mean
Dude: ur gay
Michael William Hanes Jr.: *dies instantly*
by steve jobs back from the dead December 5, 2018
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Friend: lucky, Why did u leave her.
Friend: lucky, Why did u leave her.
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