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The best sport in the world, like tennis but not exacly. The most popular place in the world to play is coney island, Brooklyn, New York City
by JeVoNeR September 14, 2003
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The sublime art of inserting a hand into the anus, gradually becoming more popular thank god :-) also known as fisting. Involves slowly penetrating the anus using lots of lubricant until the wrist has passed the sphincter, at this point the hand will form a fist or ball inside the rectum, more advanced players proceed into the anal passage and can insert the arm even beyond the elbow in some cases, but this requires years of practice and great trust in the top. Unfortunately much doping is practiced in this sport.
We are having a handball session tonight want to give us a hand?
by Anonymous October 19, 2003
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Handball

A sport in which players use their hands to hit a small rubber ball against a wall so that it bounces off in such a way that their opponent cannot return it. There are three versions of handball (four-wall, three-wall and one-wall) that can each be played by either two players(singles), three players(cut-throat) or four players(doubles).
The first recorded game of striking a ball with a hand against a wall was in Scotland in 1427, when it was recorded that King James I ordered a cellar window in his palace courtyard blocked up, as it was interfering with his game. In Ireland, the earliest written record of a similar ball game is contained in the town statutes of Galway of 1527, which forbade the playing of ball games against the walls of the town. The first depiction of an Irish form of handball does not appear till 1785. The sport of handball in Ireland was eventually standardized as Gaelic handball.
Playing Handball burns 900 calories a hour.
by Jphandball December 13, 2014
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Handball

A team sport popular in Europe especialy in Norway and Sweden.
Person 1: What sport do you play?
Person 2: I play handball.
by Meaningofmeaning May 13, 2019
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The game that everyone seems to claim to have been beastly at when they were in Elementary School.
Alan: Damn, I remember in Elementary School, we used to play handball! I was a beast!

Mike: Damn, bro, so I was! I was the best! I would never sit on the bench!
by GymTyme December 27, 2010
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Handball Yaroslav

a guy who is constantly swearing whenever he dies and is always lying/cheating when in game.
Daan : *kills Yaroslav*
Yaroslav : "OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Daan : "BRUH THATS INNNNN!!!!!!!!!"
Yaroslav : "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT ****ING OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"
Everyone else : *pushes yaroslav to line*
Yarosalv : "YOU ALL ****ING CHEATERS"
Everyone else : ez gg lol noob

Handball yaroslav need glasses
by Dev_mega April 28, 2022
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handball courts

a gathering point for wiggers and potheads in miller place near e-mart, despite its notoriety for being a common hang out spot many still continue to drink and smoke herb there, while playing handball.
"meet me at the handball courts, we'll grab a blunt at e-mart and go blaze in my car, then i'll school you at some handball bitch"
by jack carol December 12, 2005
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