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hey handsome

My dad says “hey handsome” a lot. He’s been doing this since i was born, mostly to greet his good male friends. It’s kind of like his hello and his superpower.

“Hey handsome” is very powerful when said to people he meets for the first time and who he appreciates, like waiters or home depot employees.

For men who are confident and secure with themselves and their sexuality, they’ll appreciate a new salutation. However, if they’re not in on it, the greeting will drop kick every man who hears it…they’ll ask: who the hell is this guy talking about? Is he talking about me? Am I the handsome one? Does he want to fuck?

Well, my dad doesn’t want to fuck. My dad is saying: yeah you’re handsome, and more importantly: it’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance.
hey handsome, guess what? Our new friend failed the vibe check yesterday. i said hey handsome when i saw him and he thought i was hitting on him!
by Sickomonster July 11, 2023
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Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

1. A novel nickname created by Strongbad in the Teen Girl Squad Tenthennial Extravaganza.
2. Jack Booth, the sexiest supervisor to have ever lived.
Ohmigoodness, I work with Sir Hotbod Handsomeface-- he is just *so* dreamy!
by Taralynn November 9, 2005
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Universally Handsome

Being sexually or physically appealing to someone no matter your ethnicity or that person's usual general preference.
My friend finally met the Italian that I'd been telling her about. Though our tastes in guys usually differ, she had to agree that he was hot stuff. I thought up the word "universally handsome" to describe our mutual appreciation.
by cdbb September 8, 2008
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Handsome William

When you go into a public bathroom for the opposite gender on accident, but you have already started shitting so you can’t go back and go into the right restroom.
“Well Hank I was in a hurry and the restroom doors were poorly labeled. It’s unfortunate I pulled a Handsome William, now all the woman in there think I’m a pervert.”
by It’s A Little Man January 30, 2022
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handsome

someone good-looking, charming, and possess an attractive aura to attract girls.
eg. Kelvin Chua Yao Hui
by Ruud July 1, 2004
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Handsome Truth Pilled

Cause (someone) to have their perspective on Jews dramatically transformed, especially by introducing them to a new and disturbing understanding of the true nature of Jews.
Kikes hate it when people are Handsome Truth Pilled
by AnonDoxy April 23, 2023
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Young and rich tall and handsome

Famous line said by THE Ricky (RIZZCKY) “young and rich tall and handsome,I’m charisma boss baby Ricky” 😜 (STAN zb1)
Sees a blonde guy in a black suit with a tattoo OMG HES “young and rich tall and handsome
by Sung hanbins pookie July 19, 2023
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