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Handisexual

People who only wanna date themselves shall be called Handisexual
Guy #1: Dude what's your gender Identity?
Guy #2: Handisexual
Guy #1: Dafuq???
Guy #2: That's what you become when neither dudes nor chicks wanna do u and u realise that only u can tolerate yourself enough to date u
by phuck y0u December 7, 2021
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Philly Handsteak

A philly handsteak (wit or witout) is when you slather your fist in cheeze whiz and inserting it in your partners anus. Philly Handsteak wit, is the same as Philly Handsteak but you slap them in the face with raw onion.
We had a few bud lights and before I knew it, she was giving me a Philly Handsteak, wit.
by mighkey November 3, 2022
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handse

Handse - The ultimate in stress relief technology. Recent technological advancements allow us to present you with the most incredible manual stimulation device to-date. Complete with pump action piston, and an array of high powered attachments to ensure you maximum pleasure. This product is not currently available in-stores, so pre-order now to avoid disappointment.
<Ross> 'when your girlfriend is not at hand, let your handse be your girlfriend'
by #c4n October 11, 2005
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handsies

in the movies instead of "touching" each other we played handsies.
by hotk41 August 29, 2009
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Handsies

An inocent way of flirting,where someone constantly hits or slaps another person's hands or quickly grabs them. Suppose to be repetitive if both people like each other. It can be like footsies, but with hands.

But, it's not always a way of flirting. Sometimes it's just something,kids or immature people do with friends or well known people, just to be silly. And sometimes, it's just a way of being silly, and might not even have a reason behind it.
Justin: "Did you see Courtni? She like tried to beat up my hands or something, and wouldn't stop hitting them! I think she's flirting!"
Tyler: "Yeah, dude! She's compley flirting! It's called handsies. You should know that by now. That's her way of saying 'Hey, I like you and I'd like to hold your hand, but I'm not going to tell you that. ' Man. "
by CauseIBeMe April 17, 2010
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Handsex

Placing two people's hands together squeezing repeatedly while yelling or saying "hand sex"
"lets have handsex"
"okay!"
"handsex handsex handsex"
by Kagen Mere February 28, 2009
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Handisexual

(1) A person who pretends to be mentally retarded, developmentally delayed, or physically disabled to warrant sympathy and attract someone of the opposite sex.

(2) Pretending to have a disability either mental or physical to attract someone in the fetish crowd who finds the disabled such as amputees, wheelchair bound, or developmentally delayed sexually exciting.

(3) Drawing attention to or feigning a disability to seem alluring or attractive to a potential sexual partner.
Because Jeremy was too lazy to be on top during sexual intercourse, he borrowed a wheelchair and donned his "handisexual" gear to go clubbing.

Naomi found men who were physically helpless quite attractive. This brought out her handisexual tendancies.
by Jeremy Plante August 27, 2005
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