Italian Handstand

(noun) a physical maneuver in which a person lifts themselves up with both hands, suspending their body above the seat of a portable toilet, in order to avoid physical contact with the seat. This technique is often used in outdoor events, camping, or other situations where access to clean facilities may be limited.

Jim if your going to the bathroom that porta-potty has been cooking the Sun for a few weeks you may want to use the ol'Italian Handstand.

by BlownClone March 8, 2023

hardtard

Being retarded, in a hardcore way.

Dude, that guy's so retarded.

Ya, he's a hardtard.

by Buster Highmann July 13, 2014

texas-handstand

A fake sex position that you tell your buddies you did with a chick so they think you're the man.

Tom: "Hey dude I would totally give that chick the texas-handstand!"

by Brandaminator October 5, 2006

handstand job

a handjob that is perfromed while in a handstand..either by someone else or a solo act.

While perfroming a handstand during a break dance competition at a crazy Irish dunk fest. Little Johnny Firebush got a handstand job from a fellow country man.

by holla187 January 22, 2011

Hitler Handstand

Sex act when a man shaves his pubs into a hilter mustache type line to his naval, then does a handstand. This is followed by a woman yelling HEIL HILTER DICK and giving a blowjob until the man releases his prisoners of war

I looked everywhere, but i had to go to a KKK meeting to find a bitch that was down for a hitler handstand.

by Colonel Liingus October 2, 2011

Pussy Poppin' On A Handstand

When a female does a hand stand with her legs at a 90 degree angle on a wall... So she can bounce her pussy and Ass at the same time.

I'm not going to the gym today. I was up all night pussy poppin' On a handstand at that party!

by Pirateprincess24 July 15, 2016

mexican handstand

Some one let's their partner pee in there butt while doing a handstand

"Brandon always brought an extra towel for Tyler's Mexican handstand urine.

by Rocket Squirt August 17, 2015