Caribbean Handjob

The results of pissing off an island girl who than grabs a Brillo pad and jerks you off.

I don't know what I did to piss Olga off but I won't be able to walk for a week after the Caribbean Handjob she just gave me.

by RBAK June 30, 2016

Defensive Handjob

When a female takes a male back to her room or goes back to his room, but does not want to sleep with him and instead calms him down or deflects his advances by giving him a defensive handjob. It is only a defensive handjob however if the evening's activities stop there, for instance intercourse immediately changes it from a defensive handjob to the normal foreplay variety of handjob.

No mate, I only got a Defensive Handjob.

by CrackFox91 October 30, 2010

handlobraes

a mix of "handles" and "cobra" originated from a forum user typing "my car handles better than a cobra" and instead skipping over and getting "my car handlobraes better than a c"

HA HA I'm Handlobreaseing!!!!!1

by susan July 6, 2003

DIY Handjob

A fancy word for masturbation for the guys who can’t get bitches.

“Hey, Paul what did you do last night?” “Oh, i got a DIY handjob.”

by Yo Mama Like Me March 2, 2020

Handjob

When one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation

Me and my GF were making out when suddenly she starts rubbing my penis over my jeans. Soon after, the kissing stops, and she starts talking to me about how I'm so hard, and that my penis needs more space. She stands me up, and my pants come off, but she leaves my boxers so she can tease me more. She lies me down, sits over my stomach, as she viciously rubs and grabs my penis.She removes her shirt, and I undo her bra which comes off as well.I grab a feel her boobs as she strokes my penis quickly. She stands up, removes her pants, showing her pink g-string thong I love so much!She takes off my boxers, leaving me naked.She gets lube, sits over me, with that ass near my face.She spreads the lube on her hands, down my inner thighs, and begins to rub my penis.She quickens the pace, but knows when I'm close to cumming so she slows down again. She stops for a minute, repositions, and starts kissing me at the same time.The relentless rubbing of the handjob is making me crazy!She whispers to me"Relax”as she sits under my legs this time, making sure I can see.She lubes up her hands for the finale, and uses both hands to cover both the shaft and the head of my penis.I’m moaning like crazy, saying "I'm cumming I'm cumming!" and... I watch shot after shot of cum land on my chest, on her boobs, on her g-string even, and everywhere in-between. We kiss for a few minutes as my throbbing penis settles down. We clean up, and I'll leave it up to your imagination as to what happens next...

by #bestgirlfriendEVER January 29, 2012

Quasi Handjob

When a girl just plays with your dick a little bit. Does not jerk you off to completion. This move originated at California State University, Stanislaus, and is usually performed before a blowjob.

"What's a quasi handjob?" -Danny Mullen
"She just, like, played with my dick a little" - Leo Dottavio

"Leo was in a Home Depot parking lot and asked a broad with low self esteem for a quasi handjob before she blew him"

by Papa Leo February 14, 2021

Amish Handjob

The act of using two wooden spoons, liberally spread with churned butter, to beat one's self or others off in an aggressive manner.

Went out last night looking for sex, but I settled for an Amish Handjob.

by theanonymousamish December 23, 2018