hand-job

it's da action of some bitch wanking your penis.
yeah bitch...it feels great when you give me a hand-job, or wank my penis.
by Julian,,,Poli May 23, 2008
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hand job

when a girl masterbates a guy
She gave him a handjob when she went over to his house the other night.
by Someone February 06, 2005
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Hand job

1: A situation which is perceived as being superficial, false, lacking in sincerity, or a waste of time.

2: A person who is incompetent, unproductive, and worthless.
1: Can you believe they made us go to that strategic planning meeting? It was a facade--nothing but a bunch of smoke and mirrors. The boss doesn't plan to do anything we suggested. What a waste of time, it was nothing but a big hand job.

2: Did you hear that Craig fucked up another job? He is monumentally incompetent and worthless. I get so tired of having to fix all of his mistakes. He is such a handjob.
by opd868 September 26, 2013
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The only suitable reparation when ice cream is purchased for someone. Perfect execution is achieved by using the terminal part of the human arm located below the forearm (used for grasping and holding and consisting of the wrist, palm, four fingers, and an opposable thumb) to masturbate said purchaser of ice cream in the front seat of one's Honda Civic. Only then can one truly be squared away.
Bitch! I bought you ice cream! No where the hell is my hand job?
by thespookyfog November 21, 2005
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Hand job

A funny game on MXC or having a female do mastribation for a male.
Hey, you see MXC? The game hand job looked pretty cool.
No, I was getting a hand job from Katie, so i missed it.
by KawaiiAnime November 26, 2003
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Hand job

when a girl wackes a guys dick off
by cock sucker April 04, 2003
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when a girl beats off a guy using her hands
Adam gets a hand job every weekend by one of his neighbors.
by taint November 17, 2004
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