by Julian,,,Poli May 23, 2008
by Someone February 06, 2005
1: A situation which is perceived as being superficial, false, lacking in sincerity, or a waste of time.
2: A person who is incompetent, unproductive, and worthless.
2: A person who is incompetent, unproductive, and worthless.
1: Can you believe they made us go to that strategic planning meeting? It was a facade--nothing but a bunch of smoke and mirrors. The boss doesn't plan to do anything we suggested. What a waste of time, it was nothing but a big hand job.
2: Did you hear that Craig fucked up another job? He is monumentally incompetent and worthless. I get so tired of having to fix all of his mistakes. He is such a handjob.
2: Did you hear that Craig fucked up another job? He is monumentally incompetent and worthless. I get so tired of having to fix all of his mistakes. He is such a handjob.
by opd868 September 26, 2013
The only suitable reparation when ice cream is purchased for someone. Perfect execution is achieved by using the terminal part of the human arm located below the forearm (used for grasping and holding and consisting of the wrist, palm, four fingers, and an opposable thumb) to masturbate said purchaser of ice cream in the front seat of one's Honda Civic. Only then can one truly be squared away.
by thespookyfog November 21, 2005
Hey, you see MXC? The game hand job looked pretty cool.
No, I was getting a hand job from Katie, so i missed it.
No, I was getting a hand job from Katie, so i missed it.
by KawaiiAnime November 26, 2003
by cock sucker April 04, 2003
by taint November 17, 2004