hand-job

it's da action of some bitch wanking your penis.

yeah bitch...it feels great when you give me a hand-job, or wank my penis.

by Julian,,,Poli May 25, 2008

hand job

when a girl masterbates a guy

She gave him a handjob when she went over to his house the other night.

by Someone February 6, 2005

Hand job

1: A situation which is perceived as being superficial, false, lacking in sincerity, or a waste of time.

2: A person who is incompetent, unproductive, and worthless.

1: Can you believe they made us go to that strategic planning meeting? It was a facade--nothing but a bunch of smoke and mirrors. The boss doesn't plan to do anything we suggested. What a waste of time, it was nothing but a big hand job.

2: Did you hear that Craig fucked up another job? He is monumentally incompetent and worthless. I get so tired of having to fix all of his mistakes. He is such a handjob.

by opd868 September 25, 2013

hand job

The only suitable reparation when ice cream is purchased for someone. Perfect execution is achieved by using the terminal part of the human arm located below the forearm (used for grasping and holding and consisting of the wrist, palm, four fingers, and an opposable thumb) to masturbate said purchaser of ice cream in the front seat of one's Honda Civic. Only then can one truly be squared away.

Bitch! I bought you ice cream! No where the hell is my hand job?

by thespookyfog December 28, 2005

Hand job

A funny game on MXC or having a female do mastribation for a male.

Hey, you see MXC? The game hand job looked pretty cool.
No, I was getting a hand job from Katie, so i missed it.

by KawaiiAnime November 25, 2003

Hand job

when a girl wackes a guys dick off

felicia gave peter a hand job

by cock sucker April 3, 2003

hand job

when a girl beats off a guy using her hands

Adam gets a hand job every weekend by one of his neighbors.

by taint November 16, 2004