hempeling

1.) The act of lingering behind people as the walk.

2.) Message girls randomly saying Hey!! (:

3.) Being in the backround of a picture pretending to be texting, but no ever texts u.

4.) Always asking to hang out.

Hempel: Hey!! (:
Girl: Umm Hi?

Or dude look at that kid Hempeling behind us

by Dat1Guy_ December 24, 2010

Hamplanet

A massively obese person. And we're not talking your average overweight, unattractive person; we are talking, for example, 5 feet 6 inches and 400 pounds or heavier. More often than not, someone who would be classified as supermorbidly obese.

In Northern Illinois, only the hamplanet women appear to be single and looking and not in closed cliques.

by He who knows11 September 22, 2020

hampeling

extreme theft of anothers money towards impulse buying usually done by tyrants

Joe was hampeling the shit out of Suss when he took Suss's dues and bought a golden tee machine.

by alonzo fratson October 11, 2011

happell

tr.v., hap·pell, hap·pelled, hap·pelling

1. In reference to a database table, to accidentally remove (recorded material) from a magnetic tape or other storage medium: erase a file from the disk.
2. To drop a database table in error.


slang., happ

"Oh, F#@k just happelled the rsfdadm.esn table."

Slang Usage: "Did you just happ that?"

by rfdadm.chris August 21, 2008

Hamper Safari

When one makes an expedition through a female’s laundry hamper hunting for a prized and coveted pair of soiled panties to sniff. A hamper safari is truly an adventurous exploration and exciting journey.

The party at the sorority house last night was an absolute hamper safari. My olfactory senses could not have been more satisfied.

by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020

hamper bandit

One who feels the need to steal women's used panties.

Dave is such a hamper bandit. I found him looking through his mom's hamper for used panties.

by sexysatie February 1, 2006

hamper pantilingus

The act of pretending to use someone's bathroom just to dig through their hamper to find dirty panties, then licking them.

I was over at my cousin Sharon's last night and couldn't resist doing a little hamper pantilingus.

by Trader1933 January 15, 2017