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slang in police lexicon, meaning an untainted handgun a corrupt cop will have ready to plant on a suspect they've shot. Prevalent in New Orleans culture, during the militant state in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. (seen on PBS' Frontline)
My partner used to carry around a ham sandwich to pin on some poor fucker they might shoot down.
by giraffe-o August 26, 2010
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Ham Sandwich

"When a female's inner labia are longer than the outer labia, giving the vagina the appearance of a ham sandwich."
"I ate the biggest ham sandwich last night. Know what I mean? *wink wink*"
by Teddy November 3, 2003
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Stale ham sandwich

A Stale Ham Sandwich is someone who has utterly fucked up. This person is so much of a disgrace to human society that they have been labeled as the lowest of the food chain.
Alex: Did you hear about Liz and Hunter getting together right after she broke up with me?

Xzander: Yeah man that was rough, what a hoe.
Synergy: Totally, she is lower that the juices at the bottom of a trash bin. She is such a stale ham sandwich!
by CuteKeys April 13, 2019
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Japanese Ham Sandwich

When a male tucks his penis and testicles between his legs and bends over so as to allow his companion easy access to pleasure the anus, testicles and penis head. Traditionally performed by European men within private circles.
Sure, one Japanese ham sandwich coming right up!
by polishchicagokurowski July 8, 2011
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ham sandwich

dark liquor shot ( the bread)
light liquor shot (the ham)
dark liquor shot ( the bread)

they are taken dark light dark conescutively and after the participant finishes all three shots they throw their arms in the air and yell "HAMMMMM SANDWICH"

they then need to convince somebody else to do a ham sandwich to pass on the title.
"HAM SANDWICH"
"What's that mean"
"it's a drink, now you have to do it for questioning" *pours drinks and makes person drink them*
by Genna Mccormick April 13, 2009
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Full Ham Sandwich

A group of friends or an event that consists of almost all girls.

The opposite of a Sausage Fest.
What was the ratio at the party like last night, was it a sausage fest, or more like a full ham sandwich?
by Full Ham Sandwich March 19, 2019
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Communist Ham Sandwich

When two Russian women born before 1991 simultaneously give a titjob to a man from the Iberian peninsula, therefore sandwiching his penis with their breasts.
Juan: "Yo Sebastian, I just had a Communist Ham Sandwich with Anna and Irina! It was the best shit ever!"
Sebastian: "Damn dude, their tits must've been so good!"
by Exz0tik June 4, 2020
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