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Halloween

The one day of the year you can beg strangers for food and not get told to fuck off. As long as you're dressed up like a ghost/the devil/transvestite.
Yes we in the West are quite normal,thank you.
"I love Halloween!"
Children,drunk and horny teenagers,liberal parents,devil worshippers,goths and overweight paedophiles all LOVE Halloween.
by bandanasarerad October 30, 2006
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Halloween

A day were girls dress themselves up like fucking sluts for no apparent reason.
I was at Party City looking for a halloween costume, and one said "Midnight Seductress." The worst part was, it was in the Young Girls section.
by ShyGirl2018 October 31, 2013
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Halloween

The time of the year when you pass out candy to fat children.
If they're not fat they will be next year!
by iono October 31, 2004
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halloween

A holiday, which if you have any exposure to any media whatsoever, you will know is deeply stepped in Pagan tradition in which the day before blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
During the month of October, everything I read from the back of cereal boxes to Arts/Living newspaper features to magazine articles, to urban dictionary definitions by know-it-all 15 year olds told the story of the origin of Halloween. Who cares? Just give me my candy, dammit!
by Jakestar December 30, 2005
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halloween

John Carpenter's best movie.
"I saw 'Halloween' when I was a kid. Scared the piss outta' me, man."
by Emma October 27, 2003
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halloween

the one day dick cheney doesn't have to wear a costume and can just walk around in his natural state, as the devil
dick cheney, impersinating the devil 364 days a year, thankfully he gets to roam the earth in with his natural apperance as the antichrist on halloween
by Paul S. W. November 9, 2006
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[Halloween]

Celebrated on October 31, it is a night were 9&+ year olds dress slutty, wear a bunch of their moms makeup, talk to strangers, and get away with it. It was originally a religious holiday, but like other wholesome things, America turned it into a sleez fest.
Kathy: "Jenny's costume was soo slutty this year!"
Joe: "Well Kathy, it is Halloween."
by Ladeda10 February 3, 2009
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