Hallmarkian

Someone who does nothing but watch Hallmark channel and nothing else

You're a hallmarkian

by Bear man mc gun July 4, 2022

hallmalarky

When a conversation becomes too mushy for comfort.

"You know, before we all head back home, I just want to say I'm really happy we all became friends this summer. It's been amazing."

"Yeah this really has been the best summer of my life. I'm closer to all of you than to friends I've known my whole life."

"Really, I am so grateful for having you all in my life. You've given me gifts I'll take with me always. I hope we stay friends forever."

"Now I know the meaning of true friendship. You are all so precious to me, each of you is a perfect diamond, and together we are a shimmering diamond ring."

"Alright, enough of this hallmalarky... let's smoke a bowl and fire up the x-box."

by squidlayo September 12, 2009

hallmark fart

A fart that ruins a sentimental moment. Typically preformed after a pause during a sad moment. Socially accepted when preformed by a third party to the situation.

We were crying when I was getting ready to leave, but some guy hallmark farted and totally ruined it

by TheCaliKid June 18, 2010

Hallmark hot

When a guy is hot but sort of basic, like a discount conventional hot guy. If you've watched Hallmark movies you know what it is.

Jeremy is Hallmark hot.

by scarletmay13 December 25, 2018

Hallmark memory

When someone touches your heart and shares a beautiful experience that can not be eclipsed, superseded or made redundant with time or competition

Two people falling asleep whilst holding hands, only to awaken in the morning at the same time to realize neither had let go of their hold throughout the night, thus creating a Hallmark memory.

by DKhighlight November 28, 2013

hallmart

A greeting card purchased at Walmart
A combination of Hallmark and Walmart

He's so cheap, he bought be a hallmart

by Fictionary May 7, 2007

Hallmark Bitch

Someone that talks about their feelings at the wrong time.

House Arrest: I feel like you don't care for me when you don't cook meth...

Toothless Wonder: Shut up, ya Hallmark bitch! We're fighting!

by Chris killer October 31, 2016