Finer than a dog's hair split three ways 

Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.

Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.

You: How are you doing today?

Me: Why, I'm doing finer than a dog's hair split three ways!

Finer than a dog's hair split three ways by JCEG November 25, 2006

thicker than hair on a dog's back 

Dogs have so much hair that they have to shed it a couple of times a year.

Traffic in Atlanta is thicker than hair on a dog's back during rush hour.

thicker than hair on a dog's back by Deborah Lee June 11, 2006

hair of the dog 

Drinking alcoholic beverages the morning after a night of heavy drinking. This is supposed to help relieve the hangover but really has no positive effects.

Bro I was so pickled on those margaritas last night. I have to go hair of the dog.

hair of the dog by Biden is a dick April 19, 2021

A dog shedding hair 

Their just giving magical fibers of joy

A dog shedding hair is the po po

A dog shedding hair by This is the fbi so open up February 28, 2019

Hair of the dog 

A Scottish term for an alcoholic drink. Normally used the day after if you have a hangover. Another drink to help get over a hangover

I'm going for a hair of the dog, see you at the bar.

Hair of the dog by DubManDan28 September 9, 2021

Hair of the Dog 

Heartbreaker, soul shaker
I've been told about you
Steamroller, midnight shoulder
What they been sayin' must be true

Red hot mama, velvet charmer
Time's come to pay your dues

Now you're messin' with a

(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a

(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

Talkin' jivin' poison ivy
You ain't gonna cling to me
Man taker, bone faker
I ain't so blind I can't see

Red-hot mama, velvet charmer
Time's come to pay your dues

Now you're messin' with a

(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a

(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

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(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
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(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

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(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
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(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

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(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
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(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

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(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
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(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

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(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
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(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

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Hair of the Dog

Hair of the Dog by Death Menace December 10, 2022

raw dog on hair 

anal sex without a condom

I'd like to fuck that bitch raw dog on hair.

raw dog on hair by The O Mitchell March 8, 2005