haideritis

A psychological disorder exhibited by New York Yankee fans after the Yankees collapse in monumental fashion to the Boston Red Sox. Symptoms include denial, disparaging of the victorious team, contortions of the facial muscles into scowls, and sulking. Pakistani graduate students are particularly severely affected. Symptoms can be enhanced by the wearing of bandanas and Derek Jeter jerseys. Treatments for Haideritis generally include an admission of the inferiority of the Yankees and indeed of one’s own existence. The origin of the term Haideritis is commonly accepted as evolving from ‘hater-itis’, though the term has its true roots in the animal kingdom, as the actions of those suffering from Haideritis resemble those of the rodent Najamus Haiderus.

Some sketchy characters in the Frist Campus Center appeared to be afflicted with Haideritis when the Yankees lost the ALCS to the Red Sox in 2004.

by Najam December 23, 2004

Haider Vanek

To tell the Facebook Page Owners group that you are leaving the group OR deleting all your pages, and then return the next few days.

Watch him pull a Haider Vanek.

by Baller21212121212145 September 26, 2012

Haider

The typical everyday bot you see on the streets. The bottyness is present with haider in every aspect possible, as it runs through their veins. Most popularly seen in COD: Warzone - with a K/D of 0.4

Bruh I just destroyed a haider in the gulag hahaha, this is a bot lobby.
Khatam hai haider

by Lauren Laura November 27, 2021

ali haider

a handsom young boy that is very hard to find so if u become friends with one you will be very lucky
very funny and sarcastic
and the noble lion

your such an ali haider

by lil rat shrek March 14, 2021

Haider Arslan

This specific Haider is one of the sexiest and most intelligent guys you’ll ever meet. The first thing you’d notice are his big brown eyes and sandwich-sized abs that burst through his shirt. When you see him walk down the street you would immediately think of quitting your job and staring at him for a living. Haider likes to dominate in video games (and in real life *cough*). Legend has it Haider has successfully scammed 3729289 RL players into earning unreasonable profit. He lives on Mount Olympus and eats clouds to stay healthy. Don’t ask me why. Haider has so many friends but his best friend would probably be some super cool dude named Cameron or smth idk. Never doubt Haider. Never underestimate Haider. He is here to take your heart. And your wife. Stay safe Amigos. And as the legendary Haider would always say, “ Who needs protection when you have Haider”.

“WTFFFFF THATS HAIDER?!!! I NEED TO DATE HIM SO BADLY URGH”

I’m quitting by job to work for Haider Arslan. I want him to dominate me.

by LocalChad420 September 9, 2021

haider

A person who displays pimp like confidence when in reality is a douche.

That guy who gave me a hard look is such a haider.

by SamiRSSS January 19, 2009

Haider

Short fat penguin and thinks he’s a big don but he’s a douche bag

Haider isugly

by Madman.123 March 17, 2019