Haddonfield

an amazing town that yeah is really good at sports. not all of us are rich only a few. all of other peoples stereotypes are wrong and messed up. the definitions that say bad stuff happened maybe once in a lifetime and are all written by jealous annoying people from other towns so yeah Haddonfield is awesome and rocks everyones socks.

-Haddonfield?
-uhh chahhh...
-oh yeah i know that place.. it rocks and so does everyone in it! i wish i lived there
-i know everyone does

by coolhaddonfieldkid March 31, 2011

Haddon Township

A rather large trailer park located in South Jersey where hicks, slutty 13 year old girls, wiggers and emo biker fags roam the parking lots of McDonalds, Wendy's and Primo Water Ice. The people of Township are rumored to eat their cereal with Keystone Light instead of your typical bowl of milk. To Township youth, every town surrounding their 2.8 square mile trash pit they call home, is inferior, especially Haddonfield because "they dun be sum rich arseholes and therefour is a bunch of fags, yeehaw tawnsheip!"

Township is basically fail.

Average Human being - "Hello. Where are you from?"

Haddon Township Resident - "TAAAWNHEIP! yeehaw!" (takes swig from flask of whiskey)

by Seamore Jugs May 6, 2009

hwaddow

Slang term for mary jane, reefer, weed, kiff, pot, herb...

Also spelled hwaddaow.

We got really cheeched when we smoked the hwaddow.

by Athene Airheart May 30, 2004

Haddonfield

A town in Southern New Jersey. Where the people are better than everyone else. They win everything and all succeed and go to colleges. All the kids smoke that dank sour halloween haze and drink harder than any other town. AND we still are better than you. Sip that purp all day smoke that diesel and get that money. 98.5 percent of the town blows that dank and the other 2.5 get that collingswood brown shit.

"damn you just drank a bottle of vodka and a 30, you must be from Haddonfield."

by Honor Student 420 September 20, 2009

harddown

Badass pimpin' move for when someone is lookin' at you funny.
Origin: Similar to The Rock's smackdown, except classier, because Angry Dan came up with it, although he didn't, he just stole it off The Rock, because Angry Dan is a filthy stealing varmint.

Angry Dan went gave some fucker a harddown for lookin' at him funny.

by Angry Dan May 14, 2004

haddock's handbag

a woman in a high state of sexual excitement

Of course, by closing time she was up for it.. She was "wetter than a haddock's handbag"

by kwikki October 7, 2008

haddock alley

another word for vagina

I shoved it right up her haddock alley

by beefcurtians69 May 17, 2018