haakon aleksander

Haakon Aleksander is a typical name for hot boys. Only the moste cool and hansome boys are named Haakon Aleksander

Omg! Do you See that hot boy? He mist be named Haakon Aleksander!

by loco.lico@smile November 26, 2017

Haakon123Br

HaakonBr is a fucking dumb bitch. He masturbates his little 2 inch penis to midget gay porn and child porn. His Snapchat is OogaBooga. Please add him and cheer him up for his miserable life. If you don’t want to cheer him up please put him down. And btw he is totally not homosexual.

-Haakon123Br is homosexual and likes vinegaroil.

by Haakon cancer123 October 25, 2019

haakim

PTG C.E.O and he sexy asf all the ladies wanna have his babies namsayinnnnnnn😜😜😜😜 he make that bag too it be fillin his pockets

he so cool he a haakim no cap

by mikaahsyds November 22, 2021

Haakim

He has a very mesmerizing charm. Has a great talent for drawing and dancing. Loves to make people around laugh. really like the colour purple. Suitable to make him as your bestfriend . Being an idol is the perfect combination. Gives zero fucks about anything. Has a sexy body and can make many people fall in love just with his magic touch.

who is Haakim ?
You better not make him angry.

by yovzthh_ November 23, 2021

Haakonvask

Haakonvask describes a sink being dirty and often containing several pieces of food. Often Haakonvask is red in colour, due to the italian food being washed in the sink.

"oh, is your roomie home from the sea? i bet you have haakonvask already.

by Mousvardo March 27, 2023

haakonfilmz

yes yes cringe yes yotube chanel has a server for mincraft, can speak good england

hello and welcome back to haakonfilmz

by esportbruker June 6, 2023

Haakon

Norwegian name for “dick sucking bitch” He thinks he is a sigma male but in reality he doesn’t shower at all.

Probably meat rides cardi b too.

“Haakon stop using the vacuum to suck you dick”

“But mom, I’m a sigma! The rizz king of Ohio and gyatt leader!”

“Please Haakon take a shower”

by Liberals stink February 9, 2024