hutch 

adjusting ones jock strap

"He can go in circles, kick, run, jump, and hutch."

hutch by noixz January 14, 2009

hutch 

the fucking hottest girl whos name is allie, perfection

me:hutch lets do something later
hutch: who is this?

hutch by dangson February 3, 2005

hutch 

to have dank qualities; cool.

man that party last night was hutch

hutch by needchron March 27, 2004

hutch 

to tape an ounce of weed to the area between ones balls and ass hole

hutch that shit the cops are coming

hutch by red dick this hurts June 26, 2009

hutch 

To gather logistics information about a potential thievery spot by sneakily lingering around it.

Some fool was hutchin' around my pad.

hutch by bob nobbs August 27, 2005

hutch 

usually a white male that will habitually masturbate and ejaculate into his hand and wipe on the side of his bed. most likely has a girlfriend that he met online and has abnormally large ears

Friend - "Yo Hutch whatre you doing?"
Hutch - "Trying to sleep man" (when actually skyping his online girlfriend and jerking it)

hutch by the man 1234 July 27, 2013

hutch 

a crazy jersey dude-guy dick. gets overzealous when playing intermural sports. makes fun of freshman for no reason. needs to put a shirt on.

Dude 1: dude! you missed that rebound!what the fuck?!?! i'm gonna fucking pop a cap in your ass then throw the body in the river!

Dude 2: dude. . . calm down, stop being such a hutch.

hutch by hotfrosh October 12, 2009