huevos

testicles, balls, nuts, etc. in spanish

by hu-we-vo-z February 25, 2003

tocame los huevos

Spanish spoken for teh usual says\ing that goes like "suck me balls, yo". If u use it too much, you might just get it.

finally, sometimes gross stuff can be funny. Indeed.

No me toques los huevos, maricona. la proxima te los arranco.

by Den Jandra April 30, 2004

Huevos

Balls, testicals, the "lower regions", the love clangkers, etc.

Since he shaves his huevos, he uses "HUEVOS SPLASH," an aftershave for those who shave their huevos.

by Slim Pickets December 4, 2003

Huessenstamm

1) A man who can pass as a bum due to having a false front tooth. He will most likely have sex with your wife even if you're still in the house.

2) A man who gains large sums of money from owning multiple sweat shops in eastern Asia.

3) A unicorn.

I just pulled a Huessenstamm on David's wife.

by Possumtickler April 29, 2012

huevoso

Someone or something that has guts, courage, balls.

After taking down some chump in a bar, Pedro's girlfriend says to him, "Ai, papi! Que huevoso estas!"

by xtc283 December 16, 2016

queso huevos

chesse balls or what it really means is cheese eggs

Dude i want some queso huevos right about now.

by rickyrossy March 4, 2008

huevos salados

A man's testicles when they are ready filled with cum that is about to be squirted all over the woman he's bumping uglies with.

(originally means "salted hard-boiled eggs" in Spanish but I bastardized the word into something dirty.;-) )

Oye mamacita que ya pares tu gemido! Yo ya te tengo unos huevitos salados preparados especialmente para ti!

(Translation: Hey baby you can now stop your moaning! I now have some "salted eggs" prepared just for you!)

by Mark H February 23, 2004