To be a hoss one must gain it,
This could mean to shave it.
When walking down the hall,
One cannot pass a fellow hoss without grabbing them at all.
One must grab the hoss in an odd
way,
So they can get the snap from all the honeys saying “Hey.”
Even if it means to slap a males glute,
Or when on the field to
always get into a dispute.
The win, they
always get it,
So when they walk down the halls they yell “Esketit!”
One must test a security guard,
Which as they have proven, is not very hard.
They must have hipster
hair,
And every Saturday
play dare dare.
Initiations may involve taking a hit at Doughboys,
Or partying every Saturday, With The Boys.
They must keep a pencil behind their ear,
And yell “Whoop!” at a volleyball game because they have no fear.
So to be a hoss you must act as a team,
But not the whole team.
