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hypothetical situation

A questionable event brought up in conversation which has already happened, or has been planned out completely in the speaker's mind and is waiting for public approval.

Most probably the event has occurred with direct involvement of the speaker, but it may have just involved another party which has divulged the information to the speaker.
Woman: Hypothetical situation - If a girl were to come up to a guy and bend over to pick up a pencil so he would look at her ass, then yell at him for looking, does that make her a bitch?

Other Woman: Oh my god, you are such a tease!

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Guy: Completely Hypothetical situation - A guy borrowed his bro's car and after backing into a telephone pole gently, heard a crunching sound. Nothing appears to be wrong with the car, but he's almost sure he broke something. Does he tell his bro?

Bro: If he doesn't want his bro to show him where Bangkok is, yes.
by Jack Lumber III December 27, 2011
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hypothetical adventure

when you are in a deep thought (possibly high) and completely zoned out or half asleep and you begin thinking of some hypothetical situation where you or someone might do something and then carry on thinking out what would happen in great detail for an extended period of time
Guy #1:Dude, you just zoned out for like fifteen minutes.. I didn't want to say anything because I thought you were sleeping with your eyes open.
Guy #2: Yeah man I just went on a hypothetical adventure about what would happen if I told my girlfriend I was sleeping with her sister and apparently she'd take a bat to my car and probably put me in the hospital
by Matt Clements January 9, 2008
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homothetical

I done drank myself gay again. Would you fuck me Justin, homothetically speaking of course.
by Ponchey March 30, 2017
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Hypothetical speaking imagination conversation

To speak of a conversation that is imaginative and yet hypothetical and that is not a waste of time to speak about
I love to have hypothetical speaking imagination conversations with my friends.
by Shanti Stuffman September 30, 2022
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hypothetical

Nerd : "Hypothetically, who would win in a fight between the borg, my mousemat, and batman?".
Human Race : "you will die alone without ever having experienced the touch of another human being"
by Grae March 13, 2004
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hypothetical slut

person who plays out relations, especially intimate relations, with several potential mates.
Person 1: I was thinking about getting with this one guy but what if this other guy wants to do something? And then I was thinking that this other guy sounded interested but I have to think about it all of this.
Person 2: Wow...you're such a hypothetical slut!
by The King of The World September 9, 2006
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Hypopathetical

Something imaginary that is also totally lame, stupid, silly or just downright ludicrous. Whether the implication be made for the purpose of comedy or analogy, if it's something that would have been better left unsaid, it's hypopathetical.
"Of course, it's not true, it's a hypopathetical situation. When do any of my scenarios make sense? I hereby declare myself the King of Hypopathetical." -Kenny on his dissertation about how four monkeys with swords could kill a dragon.
by Mr.Phoenix September 11, 2009
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