hobbit 

a small person who is of annoyance

ann: he's so annoying
sara: yea and short
ann: he's such a hobbit

hobbit by lu13 August 20, 2010

Hobbit 

A non-marijuana-smoking person who supports pot smokers.

Eric: He hangs out with all the Ents and yet he doesn't smoke...

Bob: Yeah, his a Hobbit.

Hobbit by Meatloaf_King October 30, 2011

hobbit 

Person who uses ebonics regularly

"Yo, i wish i can chop it up wit u" "You filthy hobbit."

hobbit by Kaiaer November 28, 2006

hobbit 

person with abnormally large feet

jesus christ megan is a fucking hobbit she has feet the size of bigfoot messin with sasquatch

hobbit by jfhegfbeytfuewbtfr November 26, 2007

Hobbit 

Hobbit a small fat pussy who follows people that make fun of him. Lives on top of a hill and loves poon jobs, can be found humping a car and filing law suits.

"Lad is a hobbit"
"i hear hobbits get pushed into chairs and start crying"

Hobbit by Luis May 5, 2005

Hobbit 

A miniature Fag that has nothing better to do in life except hang out with his other gay friends and hunt for "jewelry" with a scary old guy with a beard.

Zach is such a fucking hobbit.

Hobbit by J♥C December 19, 2008

Hobbit 

A pocket-sized runt with humongous feet. Ears which are pointy, this suggests that Hobbits were actually meant to be elves ...but whoever created these creatures appearently ran out of material.

Legolas is one elf short of a Hobbit.

Hobbit by Tressia June 7, 2004