Hoffomania

A compulsive obsessional fixation with ex-Knight Rider and Baywatch star and German pop idol David Hasselhoff. Becoming increasingly and worryingly common. In severe cases the Hoffomaniac retreats into an imaginary world of daytime TV amd excessive cereal eating where "The Hoff" is regarded as a Deity.

The spread of Hoffomania was crippling the economy.

by Ben Alexander January 17, 2006

hoffnofted

when the vagina is covered/full of cum or semen. such as after having sexual intercorces

After having sex with my hot boyfriend my pussy was hoffnofted.

by ufa gania June 29, 2008

haffafag

1. The state of being bisexual.

2. Not being completely heterosexual, but not able to be defined as homosexual either.

"Dude, is that chick a lesbian?"
"Nah, man, she's game. She's haffafag."

by jammin kt February 11, 2010

Haffle

Half of a waffle (duh) simply a waffle, just half of it.

Dude, I could go for a haffle right now.

Becca, pass me a haffle, but make sure you toast it.

Can we share this waffle? C'mon make it a haffle.

by TreeFitty August 20, 2013

Wild Hoffman

A guy that goes around smacking other guys on the ass in return for something.

Gimme some seltzer or imma pull a wild hoffman on you.

by Fuc! September 12, 2009

Hoffer

1. The only living person who has fought Chuck Norris and won.

2. A word standing for greatness and epicness throughout the world.

1. OMG It is Hoffer!

2. Wow that guys Hofftastic.

by WunderHoff April 21, 2010

me haffi

"I have to" in Caribbean slang.

In the song Work by Rihanna, she states "Work, work, work, work, work, work He said me haffi Work, work, work, work, work..." Meaning that her man says that if she wants the D, she has to put in work:

by hughesnum3 July 31, 2016