hibernating woodlock

To put your johnson in someone's poop chute
"You bill i just did the hibernating woodlock
by ratwrap February 13, 2023
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Hibernal Photoconductor

An interdimensional anomaly insinuating device that is used to destroy all energy, matter, space, and time. Though spreads the user(s) across the spans to parallel existence's. Which can be but not limited too; the past, the future, a differing present, and/or a void plain.

Has multiple uses; including time travel, interdimensional travel, h4x0ring, and removing abandoned heavy-duty offshore oil rigs.

First discovered by the foot fire lighting ninja's, the device throughout the mortal conception of time has been the cause of the destruction of the universe several times. Though with use in alternate dimensions have canceled out the device being used in the current time space. Though some speculate this cannot be known as, if the universe were to suddenly to become nonexistent we would never be one to realize it as our consciousness would also cease to exist. And a different consciousness in a similar parallel universe would continue on with the nonexistence of the other self.
...Extraordinary as it may be, triggered another time paradox in the fourth dimension which counteracted my first time paradox and reinstated the original hibernal photoconductors, and as a direct consequence reinstates much of the story that was previously nullified, but as an end result, nullifies all storyline emanating from the first mention of the mysterious disappearance of the hibernal photoconductor, which is a total...
by Satans Blob, Mako January 22, 2005
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Premature Hibernation

When your laptop automatically goes into hibernation before you get a chance to connect the AC Adapter.
When my low battery warning came up I didn't have enough time to get my AC Adapater unpacked to prevent premature hibernation.
by Gentry Howard March 18, 2008
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guilt hibernation

When, after letting a friend down, a person keeps a low profile to avoid the guilt, shame and inevitable abuse
Dude1: You heard from Dave lately?
Dude2: No, he's in guilt hibernation after bailing out of the Primitives gig at the last minute
by bribeasy April 29, 2011
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Olympic hibernation

When one religiously watches the Olympic games and fails to do anything else.
"I haven't seen John in a while, where is he?"
"Oh. He went into Olympic hibernation!"
by Sicklaxgoalie February 15, 2010
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stoner hibernation

ston•er hi•ber•na•tion

/ˈstoʊ.nɚ haɪ.bɚˈneɪ.ʃən/

the dormant state a stoner goes into after consuming too much THC
John: did you see the game yesterday?

Max: nah I ate too many edibles in the morning and ended up in stoner hibernation all day
by TheTallestPsychonaut July 20, 2023
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Mental Hibernation

When ones mind shuts off in the winter and does nothing causing any mental/physical stress, even hanging out with friends.

Don't give a fuck about anything anymore.
Person A: "Hey why won't you talk to me and hang out with me anymore?"
Person B: "Because I'm in mental hibernation."
by Meytal Mantzur April 03, 2012
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