Hematogasm

When a man ejaculates blood.

Garrett: Dude, I was checking out that Stormy Daniels flick. Pulled it so hard that blood came out my wiener. Am I gonna die?

Bjork: No. it’s just a hematogasm but you should probably spend less time on the internet.

by Scout was fat. March 7, 2018

hemet

A small city in the inland empire of southern california known for meth, evangelical christian extremists, racists, and gun toting hillbillies. A vast majority of young people there have absolutely no ambition to go any further than working at wal-mart. Said youth are also encouraged to pump out kids as soon as possible (this ties in to the town's typical religious views). It is far out of the way of any other bastion of civilization, and takes about 30 minutes out of town just to get to a freeway. AVOID AT ALL COSTS.

"dude, why is that guy wearing a tapout shirt, slapping his girlfriend around, wearing a bear hat filled with bud light, listening to buck cherry, and fucking his neighbor simultaneously, and talking about how black people and jews are destroying the earth?"

"He's from Hemet."

"oh, ok."

by bowling March 13, 2008

Hemotions

When a man shows emotions contrary to his appearance or stature.

Brandon freaked me out with his hemotions. I asked him what was wrong and he said nothing and grimaced at me all day.

by Mega dude December 2, 2019

hettie

derogatory term for a heterosexual person

Did you see her hanging out with Tom the other day? She’s such a hettie

by the fire the dark November 10, 2018

hemotion

noun| hee • mo • shun

The emotional reaction a male has when he expresses a feeling for which there is no factual basis.

Male A: “Dude, check out the sweet tits on that chick over there!”
Male B: “Nice bro! But uh gross. There’s some lady breastfeeding her baby right next to her. Disgusting!”
Male A: “Dude. That doesn’t make any sense. You gotta check those hemotions.”

by clevername July 19, 2018

Hetto

Verb. To "Hetto" Somebody (in a loud and greatest voice). The recipient of the Hetto, is usually an Abnu or a Genet but, in rare and very special circumstances, a Robel. A true Hetto is performed in the presence of the Eritrean National Anthem.

--"Hetto Robel, what the stinge are you doing?" (Eritrean National Anthem plays in Background)
--I just Hetto'd Abnu at the South End Q.

Root: Croat, Wick, Grex, Tom, Teeds, Buck.

by AlrightTanksMuch March 1, 2009

Hemptations

1. The desire to have everything made out of Hemp.

2. Store located in Cincinnati, Oh

I'm having hemptations, so I better get to Hemptations in Cincinnati, Ohio.

by E R Beach May 16, 2005