The iconic white headphones that come with most apple products, apple offer a premium in ear model for about £50 that don't sound too bad. But the stock ones absolutely suck, they have no bass whatsoever, sound as hollow as the brain of whoever designed them, are impossible to fit in most peoples ears and earwax shows up on them like cheese on macaroni. Yet, most people don't even bother to switch out for a decent pair and if they switch out they usually only get a shitty pair like iluv or something along those lines. anyone reading this who still uses them, do yourself a favour and pay for a decent pair.
Kirby: What are those things wrapped around your head?
me: Oh just a pair of senheisers.
Kirby: Sennheiser?
me: This company that makes badass headphones.
Kirby: How much did they cost?
me: Bout £50.
Kirby: Fuck that, the apple ones are fine.
Me: Fuck you, at least I know what music sounds like! Get a pair of the premium ones, i hear those aren't to bad, and they've got the iconic look to.
Kirby: Nah those are to much for headphones, the stock ipod headphones are fine.
Me: well at least i know what music sounds like.
me: Oh just a pair of senheisers.
Kirby: Sennheiser?
me: This company that makes badass headphones.
Kirby: How much did they cost?
me: Bout £50.
Kirby: Fuck that, the apple ones are fine.
Me: Fuck you, at least I know what music sounds like! Get a pair of the premium ones, i hear those aren't to bad, and they've got the iconic look to.
Kirby: Nah those are to much for headphones, the stock ipod headphones are fine.
Me: well at least i know what music sounds like.
by EPICPWNERY September 4, 2010
Get the Stock ipod headphones mug.Headphones seen in movies and in TV shows being worn by janitors, usually used for jamming out to the latest cassette tapes; this can be seen in media from 1996 or 2016. The janitor is always the same person who’s wearing a bulky pair of 3.5 mm audio jack headphones (over ear, “noise cancelling”) or a cheaper pair of “on ear” headphones with an adjustable metal strip that goes over your head.
Person: "What are you wearing?"
Assumed to be Janitor: *Jamming out to The Cure on his walkman, mopping and not giving a fuck*
Other person: "Those are Janitor Headphones. He's probably a janitor.
Assumed to be Janitor: *Jamming out to The Cure on his walkman, mopping and not giving a fuck*
Other person: "Those are Janitor Headphones. He's probably a janitor.
by doodramsey August 24, 2016
Get the Janitor Headphones mug.Beats are headphones that little kids wear to look cool but in reality there broke and got money from there mom
Bob, Hey Jeff you see that kid with those Beats (Headphones)?
Jeff, yeah, it’s probably another broke kid that got there money from their mom.
Jeff, yeah, it’s probably another broke kid that got there money from their mom.
by TheRealSavageIsAlreadyHere March 16, 2019
Get the Beats (Headphones) mug.A pair of headphones that are insanely over priced and are usually worn by douche bags or kids with low self-esteem. The user tends to think they have lots of "Swag" and most of the time, the user likes boom-bastic hippety hop music.
John- "Hey, yea, see that kid over there?"
Mario- "Yea, hes wearing Beats Headphones, he must be a douche bag."
Mario- "Yea, hes wearing Beats Headphones, he must be a douche bag."
by Leedle Leedle Leedle Lee November 11, 2013
Get the Beats Headphones mug.When you run the headphone cord from your iPod/iPhone up under your clothes. It only takes two seconds to run the cord under your shirt, and then you don't have to worry about getting the cord caught on your car door, the counter top, or the vacuum cleaner (cause you know you listen to music when you vacuum). In addition, hardwiring allows you to let your earphones dangle just outside of your shirt (if you're really smart you'll even have two shirts on, and you can hide your earphones when not in use).
Becky: "Tom, why do you look so cool?!?"
Tom: "It's because I hardwire my headphones . . . see, no cord. It's called Hardwired headphones."
Becky: "OMG!!! That's like soooo smart!! I would've never thought to do something like that. I'm always getting my cord caught on my car door and my vacuum cleaner."
Tom: "Well Becky, that's because you're a dumb skank."
Tom: "It's because I hardwire my headphones . . . see, no cord. It's called Hardwired headphones."
Becky: "OMG!!! That's like soooo smart!! I would've never thought to do something like that. I'm always getting my cord caught on my car door and my vacuum cleaner."
Tom: "Well Becky, that's because you're a dumb skank."
by Sgt. Standanco February 14, 2012
Get the Hardwired headphones mug.(Noun) The phenomenon of being sufficiently intoxicated that the house cover band at the bar/casino actually sounds good.
Man, Tyler was so drunk last night he actually started dancing to "Brass in Pocket" by the cover band. That boy was wearing some serious Beer Headphones.
by PJ the Coug January 8, 2017
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