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A Harem is a group of Cumslaves that are 1000% DEVOTED to/that DEVOTE themselves 1000% to the Holistic Enrichment, Holistic Growth, and Holistic Cultivation of their Master's Desired Reality && their Master's Overall--this being comprising of all 5 Bodiis (Physical, Mental, Emotional/Auric, Astral, Aetheric, and Aetheric+)--Energy
My harem is 1337 as fukk; it's like a Gold-Alchemizing-Tree, that PERPETUALLY&&Eternally Produces Gold ;)
Harem by Master_Steven March 21, 2019
What Angelica Schuyler wants to form with her sister ( Elizabeth Schuyler) and Alexander Hamilton.
Elizabeth - “Laughing at my sister coz she wants to form a harem”

Angelica - “im just saying if you really loved me you would share him”

Elizabeth - “ ha!”
Harem by youllseewhaticandotohim August 11, 2018
A group of Roombas
Anon has a harem consisting of 3 Roombas
Harem by Smashed March 25, 2024

harem king 

A man who is surrounded by girls but can never choose which one to marry or which one to be his girlfriend. Typically is a male who goes to a Japanese school and either is awesomely smart, extremely kind, or just a badass.
Player 1: Hey dude, is it just me or does {Kirito} have a lot of babes with him?
Player 2: Yes he does, he has now been crowned the Harem King of {Sword Art Online}
Player 1: Aw man, how do I become a Harem King now?
Player 2: You either do everything you can to attract girls or become a {Kirito}.

harem of one 

A hot girl with a high confidence level and high self-assessed sexual prowess. May frequently have more than one significant other.
Jenna thinks she is a harem of one to her six boyfriends.
harem of one by Mark Nick January 11, 2009

harem no jutsu 

A combination between sexy no jutsu and kage bunshin no jutsu which enables Naruto to first transform himself into a sexy female, and then create a high number of replications of himself, therefore the name harem no jutsu. See also kage bunshin no jutsu
The coolest jutsu in the entire show.
harem no jutsu by Tor Haugan February 26, 2004