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hairpie crisis

When, after giving oral sex to a woman with a hairy vagina, the dude has a few pubic hairs stuck in his teeth.
I had a job interview that I thought went great. I did not get the job and when I got to my car I looked at my face in the rear view mirror and saw a bunch of pubic hairs in my teeth. I realized this is why i failed in my interview. After giving Sophia head before my interview I forgot to check my mouth and floss. This fucking hairpie crisis caused me to blow my interview!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 27, 2017
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Jacob Harper

The funniest Fedora wearing person on the planet, he believes that batman can beat Goku, and he is correct. Also is the sexiest person ever created
Wow Jacob Harper sure is the funniest person on the planet, also batman negs Goku
by Mini P.E.K.K.A October 2, 2021
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Haareny

An awesome person, who can sometimes be insane, crazy, and weird. She's still a great person, but she sometimes steals peoples notebooks if they go to M.S. 172Q.
Jeff: Haareny's going crazy. Should we do something?

Bill: Nah, she's always like that.
by AD69 October 31, 2011
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rusty harpoon

When someone lays face down on the living room floor and then proceeds to aggressively sleepfinger their butthole.
Chad was so drunk that he gave himself a rusty harpoon.

While putting in his contacts in, Chad had the sudden and horrifying realization that he gave himself a rusty harpoon. Chad has pinkeye.
by SpaceJoshtin February 10, 2014
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Haarthi

•Your name of Haarthi makes you easy-going and refined, but detracts from your physical vitality.

•You desire all the finer things in life--lovely clothes, home, furniture, and environment.

•You naturally attract people with problems who seek your understanding and advice.

You're gangsta and people are jealous of your rap skills.
Be a Haarthi.
by Studmamma February 4, 2010
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haarisah

haarisah is a very kind and patient girl, can sometimes be indecisive but is still respectful
she is a haarisah
by Ariisa_ade June 3, 2018
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Harper

Harper is the coolest and flyest girl you will meet, she is super funny, and knows how to make you laugh. She is also super cute. Most boys wish they had a Harper.
Wow! Look at her! She's amazing! Her name must be Harper
by Parkerdsh January 9, 2017
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