When, after giving oral sex to a woman with a hairy vagina, the dude has a few pubic hairs stuck in his teeth.
I had a job interview that I thought went great. I did not get the job and when I got to my car I looked at my face in the rear view mirror and saw a bunch of pubic hairs in my teeth. I realized this is why i failed in my interview. After giving Sophia head before my interview I forgot to check my mouth and floss. This fucking hairpie crisis caused me to blow my interview!
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An awesome person, who can sometimes be insane, crazy, and weird. She's still a great person, but she sometimes steals peoples notebooks if they go to M.S. 172Q.
by AD69 October 31, 2011
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Chad was so drunk that he gave himself a rusty harpoon.
While putting in his contacts in, Chad had the sudden and horrifying realization that he gave himself a rusty harpoon. Chad has pinkeye.
While putting in his contacts in, Chad had the sudden and horrifying realization that he gave himself a rusty harpoon. Chad has pinkeye.
by SpaceJoshtin February 10, 2014
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•You desire all the finer things in life--lovely clothes, home, furniture, and environment.
•You naturally attract people with problems who seek your understanding and advice.
You're gangsta and people are jealous of your rap skills.
•You desire all the finer things in life--lovely clothes, home, furniture, and environment.
•You naturally attract people with problems who seek your understanding and advice.
You're gangsta and people are jealous of your rap skills.
Be a Haarthi.
by Studmamma February 4, 2010
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by Ariisa_ade June 3, 2018
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