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Häagen-Dazs thighs

A cosmetic condition that has the ghastly symptom of producing thighs that have expanded to an obese and plump size from to much dairy fat. This is a precurser to the sever cosmetic condition of cottage cheese thighs.
The women going through the divorce consumed too much dairy products, directly resulting in her Häagen-Dazs thighs!
by macrent2 July 31, 2009
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can't hang

How to describe an ou tard after they drink or smoke. These niggas cannot contain themselves at all after consuming anything that has the potential to fuck them up. Most likely an ou tard will either vomit or just pass out, they are always out like a light.
I challenged an ou tard to match me on the dab rig but he was out like a light after just one dab, these dudes can't hang.
by TurnM3Up December 6, 2019
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93 bang 'n hang

The act of having constant sex (oral/anal included) with someone born in the year 1993. Often occurs at night, rarely happens between multiple persons born in that same year.
Friend: Hey man what you up to?
Me: Me and Ash are about to get this 93 bang 'n hang started.
Friend: Woah bro which hole?
Me: Bro it's '93... so every hole gets filled tonight.
Friend: Jeez... Lucky !
by _itsbreezy August 15, 2017
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Hang 11

Dropping your trunks while hanging 10 on your surfboard. Placing 10 toes over the nose of your surfboard while dropping your trunks and thrusting out your penis.
There were some chicks on the beach watching me surf so I decided to Hang 11.
by lake erie local December 28, 2011
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natty hangers

large natural boobs, breasts or tits
Quinton: Damn, check out that nice set of natty hangers on that broad!

Carl: Shit those are some nice hangers.
by Steve Young Jr May 20, 2011
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They have Häagen-Daz

When your friend has never been to the dollar store and realizes they have Häagen-Daz ice cream. On top of that, the spoon is inside the container. Mind-blowing!
Person 1: They have Häagen-Daz.
Person 2: Yes, of course, why would they not.
Person 1: Can I have a spoon?
Person 2: It's already inside.
Person 1: No way.
Person 2: (Disappointment)
by Branta NoName February 18, 2019
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Hange

Hange or Hange Zoe is the most smegsy human in the whole world including the demons from the promised neverland 😩😋
Me : Hange is so smegsy 😍
You : YESS BESTIE
by Hange’s Wife April 9, 2021
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