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Honcho

A suave boss whom moves with elegance and silence. Master of their mind and captain of their fate. Undeterred from others' opinions because they stay true to theirselves and the ones close to them. Every woman should want a honcho because they're often the "man" women are looking for.
Girl, you need to stop messing with boys and get yourself a Honcho.
by silentdawg January 16, 2017
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honching

The use of the masturbation product called "Head Honcho."
Kevin: I heard a squeaky noise from your bedroom. Were you honching?

Jeff: Yes. It felt so good.
by TaChO May 10, 2009
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honc

An abbreviation that stands for "Hall Of No Context", consisting of instances/moments/texts which are either controversial or hilarious.
Person 2: Hey, how was your trip?
Person 1: I just remember it being so good.
Person 2: Dude, that's honc material.
by pogfishbeans October 4, 2021
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Mike Honcho

When you have to shit but its so big you have to spread each butt cheek and wedge it down on the toilet seat to give your asshole extra spread to allow for such a huge LOG.
Dude, I had to Mike Honcho that shit. It was way to big to just let it flow.
by Sleepy&Flop January 18, 2011
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honch ho

Any girl looking for a sailor with money in Yokosuka.
1: man did you see that girl checking me out
2: yeah but its to bad she's a honch ho
1: yeah... so you think i should get her number anyways
by vam-damn December 2, 2009
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Honcho Spotting

A popular activity among Purdue University students. This involves flipping people off, stalking, and leaving lettuce on the hood of purple Supras.
Honcho Spotting is my favorite pastime, I just saw him on Mitch Daniels Boulevard!
by JoeyC9 December 19, 2022
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Honchies

The stuff that hangs over a girls tight pants. This flesh is unwillingly relocated to outside of the pants in order for the person to fit into the pants. Honchies come in many shapes and sizes and could include, but is not limited to the frontal orb ass thing that many people develop over time.
O Snap! Please dont slap my honchies, just because they are out does not mean they want to be hit all the time. Now look what you have done, they are all red and swollen.
by Marc1234567890 August 30, 2008
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