by JannyFoivve November 29, 2013
Get the gyllenhal mug.The sexiest guy alive who was in Donnie Darko and The Day After Tomorrow. He is starring in Brokeback Mountain and Jarhead. If any of u r jake fans, then i love u all! and if ur not, then w/e.
by Im flipping awesome October 14, 2005
Get the jake gyllenhaal mug.An excellent actress whom was born November 16, 1977. She is most likely known for her roles in Secretary, Donnie Darko, and Mona Lisa Smile. Her ground breaking performance was Secretary where she develops an obsessive crush on her boss, played by James Spader, which leads to a bizarre relationship. In order to promote her film Secretary, she posed for Playboy.
Not only is she great at acting, she also has a knack for English. She earned a B.A. in the field from Columbia University. Her studying of English gave her theater experience and stage experience which led her to acting after graduating.
She is also the older sister of Jake Gyllenhaal whom she starred opposite to as his sister in Donnie Darko. The two also worked together in A Dangerous Woman and Homegrown. The first six movies she made, Waterland, A Dangerous Woman, Shattered Mind, The Patron Saint of Liars, Homegrown, and Resurrection were all directed by her father.
She is a very alluring, attractive, charming, gorgeous, humorous, pleasing, provocative, smart, stunning, talented, wonderful actress. She, along with her brother, have an enormous heart, enormous amounts of wit and sense of humor. She also enjoys her girl time and pestering her little brother and his friends.
Not only is she great at acting, she also has a knack for English. She earned a B.A. in the field from Columbia University. Her studying of English gave her theater experience and stage experience which led her to acting after graduating.
She is also the older sister of Jake Gyllenhaal whom she starred opposite to as his sister in Donnie Darko. The two also worked together in A Dangerous Woman and Homegrown. The first six movies she made, Waterland, A Dangerous Woman, Shattered Mind, The Patron Saint of Liars, Homegrown, and Resurrection were all directed by her father.
She is a very alluring, attractive, charming, gorgeous, humorous, pleasing, provocative, smart, stunning, talented, wonderful actress. She, along with her brother, have an enormous heart, enormous amounts of wit and sense of humor. She also enjoys her girl time and pestering her little brother and his friends.
The actress that told Jake Gyllenhaal's character in Donnie Darko to "Go suck a fuck." is Maggie Gyllenhaal.
by alexsfakeball May 17, 2005
Get the maggie gyllenhaal mug.(1) Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese WItherspoon
(2) The Worst/Best celebrity couple. It is the best because they are in love and it's cute. It is the worst celebrity couple because Jake is mine, and he will never marry Reese because I will walk in on his wedding and reject their marriage. He WILL be mine.
(3) Please note that he is not gay. HE played a gay character in a movie. Get over it, people.
(2) The Worst/Best celebrity couple. It is the best because they are in love and it's cute. It is the worst celebrity couple because Jake is mine, and he will never marry Reese because I will walk in on his wedding and reject their marriage. He WILL be mine.
(3) Please note that he is not gay. HE played a gay character in a movie. Get over it, people.
by Gyllenhaalic March 27, 2009
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"cellar door"
"tell me, how does one suck a fuck"
"im voting for dukakis"
"what are feces?"
"have you ever seen a portal?"
"28 days. 6 hours. 42 minutes. 12 seconds."
"cellar door"
"tell me, how does one suck a fuck"
"im voting for dukakis"
"what are feces?"
"have you ever seen a portal?"
"28 days. 6 hours. 42 minutes. 12 seconds."
by Spoogie December 21, 2007
Get the jake gyllenhaal mug.Jake Gyllenhaal is an amazing actor who stars in Donnie Darko, in which he plays a schizophrenic teen who must die in order to save the universe.
by shellstar February 7, 2006
Get the jake gyllenhaal mug.A loud mouth twat with a fucking weird name. Better known as a breed of horse, or the act of having shit forced up the sexual partners nose.
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