Gyllenhaalic's definitions
(1) Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese WItherspoon
(2) The Worst/Best celebrity couple. It is the best because they are in love and it's cute. It is the worst celebrity couple because Jake is mine, and he will never marry Reese because I will walk in on his wedding and reject their marriage. He WILL be mine.
(3) Please note that he is not gay. HE played a gay character in a movie. Get over it, people.
(2) The Worst/Best celebrity couple. It is the best because they are in love and it's cute. It is the worst celebrity couple because Jake is mine, and he will never marry Reese because I will walk in on his wedding and reject their marriage. He WILL be mine.
(3) Please note that he is not gay. HE played a gay character in a movie. Get over it, people.
by Gyllenhaalic March 27, 2009
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