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Cum Guzler

One who drinks cum like it is orange juice.
Dude, shes the best cum guzler in town! She will drink it all down like a clown without a frown!
by Clint J June 24, 2008
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Gublerland

Gublerland is the all-amazing, fascinating land where you, an intense fan of Matthew Grey Gubler (Spencer Reid in Criminal Minds) can live your wonderful all-around-Mr.Gubler life.

Matthew Grey Gubler created this website for his fans, obviously, to get a little closer taste of him! :)

Check it out:
matthewgreygubler.com
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guyzer

a term used to describe your most chilling of all your boys. Your "guyzer" is only used to describe a select few of your friends that you truely trust, appreciate, back, and want to associate youself with.
"I said yooo guyzer, what are you saying tonight? You wanna chill down at the spot?"

"How are you guyzer, your looking good today ;)"
by Katzilla January 18, 2006
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gublerween

the best time of the year for matthew gray gubler starting september 16th, aka spooky szn
friend: happy halloween !!
me: wdym? it’s ✨gublerween✨
by mgg addict October 31, 2020
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gubler

1. A horrific and painful injury.

2. A horrific and painful knee injury, as akin to Matthew Gray Gubler's knee injury resulting from a dance move. Reportedly, Gubler's injury was one of the top two hundred of the worst knee injuries operated on by one of the nation's top surgeons. Gubler had to undergo a six hour surgery with three sugar screws and two 2 inch titanium screws.
1. Dude, I gublered my knee so bad yesterday.

2. A: Why is she walking funny?

B: Oh, she got a gubler yesterday at cheer practice.

3. Man, I don't think I can ever go to that club again after I gublered my knee there.
by gothiktenkasen December 18, 2009
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Guyver

Don't trust him, he's a guyver.
by Zerobas January 14, 2015
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Guyger Counter

Similar to gaydar, this is the sixth sense many men possess which helps them to determine exactly how crazioactive a woman is.
Two guys at a bar:

Guy One: Ok dude, let's see what we've got going on tonight

Guy Two: Alright man, let me turn on the Guyger Counter

Guy One: What about the redhead?

Guy Two: No-go, still broken up over her last boyfriend

Guy One: The blonde?

Guy Two: Severely insecure because she's been a bridesmaid in 6 weddings, is nearing 30, and hasn't been in a steady relationship since she was 19

Guy One: Short skirt?

Guy Two: Jealousy issues.

Guy One: Ok, what about Glasses over there.

Guy Two: Hmm...I don't know. I'm getting a low reading, possibly within safe parameters. She's probably not too crazioactive. I say go for it.
by McGuyger January 8, 2010
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