gukens

(N.). A dirty blonde soccer player in high school. The epitome of Gucci Boy, originated from the original Gucci at St. Xavier High

Often goes along with Cheese Whiz.

"Hey Gukens, whaddup with all that Cheese Whiz bro?! Gucci boy cheese whiz."

by Gucci Boy October 2, 2013

Guken

Dick

YOU "That guys a guken!"
ME "Tell me about it"

by EliTehNinja December 18, 2010

guyke

A man who likes to spend time socializing with lesbians; the male equivalent of a fag hag.

Michael is such a guyke! He'd rather spend time with Dawn and Cheryl than with the guys.

by outwriter July 11, 2010

Guymen

The extended virginity for the male of the species. "Breaking the Guymen" is the term for loss of said virginity.

Dude finally broke his guymen, everyone thought he was going to star in 40 y/o virgin II.

by Baldyeaglehead April 19, 2011

GUYENA

A GAY DUDE WITH THE SPECIFIC INTENT TO SEEK OUT STRAIGHT MEN AND TRY AND GET THEM TO DO GAY THINGS WITH THE SETTING OF A NUMBERED GOAL TO TRY AND ACHIEVE HOW MANY THEY CAN CONVINCE

I WAS AT THE BAR WITH JIM AND HE SAID HE NEEDED TO USE THE BATHROOM N SAID " DUDE ! SOME GUYENA FOLLOWED MD IN THE BATHROOM TELLING ME HE' D BLOW ME FOR FREE "! UGH ! I KNOW I SWEAR THEYRE EVERYWHERE , WORSE AT THE BAR THINKING NEXT WEEKEND WE WATCH THE GAME AT MY PLACE.

by 928$ainTAZ October 13, 2021

Guylene

Guylene is a very facebook whine mom type of white person. *with a hint of French.*

You will find her posting funny minion meme on Facebook and obsessively showing you her daughter.

You've never met a whiter woman than her. She is strong, confident, manly. Guy is literally the first syllable in her name. Expect righteous authority and severe abstinence when you date this WOMAN.

Guy 1: "hey have you seen guylene?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, her crackhead child just suplexed a meth addict over pokemon."
Guylene: "ummm are you talking about meeeee?"

by Satanstiddies November 24, 2022

Gurkenschneider

The Gurkenschneider is an Kitchen tool to slice Gurken 🥒 ,the Gurkenschneider can also be used to slice of that dick of yours.

Iff the Gurkenschneider would cut, we would have salad tonight

by Dezz Gurkenschneider February 5, 2023