gusher gut

A term used when you have a non-alcoholic beer gut that can be caused from eating 'family-sized' boxes of Gushers on a daily basis.

Can be identified by her bulging lower abdomen, though she is overall slim(ish), she indulges in high carb, high sugar treats that fill her mid-section with whale blubber.

When touched, it jiggles and bounces about.

Dude, that girl Alyson eats too many fruit snacks. I can tell she is always trying to hide her gusher gut.

A girl that looks similar to the Michelin Man.

by tummyhaterz August 11, 2011

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Filipino Gusher

When someone takes a shit between the toilet rim and the toilet seat so that when the next person sits down to take a crap, the previous person's shit gushes out from under the seat like a gusher.

Person 1: "Fuck man, I just got Filipino Gushered bad."
Person 2: "That's tough.."

by _xX_N1GG4_BRUH_Xx_ October 21, 2019

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Galaxy Gusher

(n) Someone who is so obsessed with Samsungs Galaxy phone line that they cannot stop talking about great the phones are. They often dis other phone makers and openly deride people who disagree with their opinion.

Man sfomin will not shut up about his phone! He is such a Galaxy Gusher!

by Funmunke March 31, 2017

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Crimson Gusher

When a chick is on the rag, on her heaviest day, you begin by sodomizing her. At first very slowly, while giving her a reach-around and flicking her clit until she is almost ready to cum. You then pull out and drive home in her kooter, which should by all means ignite an orgasm on her part, thus tightening her kooter around your shaft and sending the back pressure of her juices, and I do mean all of them at this point back upon your shaft, thighs and balls. This is known as the classic Crimson Gusher.

"So Dude ... I was banging your mom last night when she gave me a crimson gusher."

by Captain Hungwell May 03, 2004

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