the god of gurtism, a religion which originated in a roblox community and is now known abroad. he is the creator of the eggverse
priase gurt he created the eggverse
by scriptid April 21, 2018
1) To ejaculate
(Not necessarily but usually done and said in a manner involving a situation when: Semen is released in large quantities, released internally, while relieving immense stress (sexual tension), in a single load. So basically to discharge sperm very aggressively inside of your partner's vaginal region or any other orifice that can be penetrated and or injected with semen "a big cream pie".)
2) A slang for Semen, brought about by the fact that semen seems to some what resemble plain yogurt (Gurt if shortened) when spilled on certain surfaces, and or when leaking from a woman vagina or any person's skin after sexual intercourse.
(Not necessarily but usually done and said in a manner involving a situation when: Semen is released in large quantities, released internally, while relieving immense stress (sexual tension), in a single load. So basically to discharge sperm very aggressively inside of your partner's vaginal region or any other orifice that can be penetrated and or injected with semen "a big cream pie".)
2) A slang for Semen, brought about by the fact that semen seems to some what resemble plain yogurt (Gurt if shortened) when spilled on certain surfaces, and or when leaking from a woman vagina or any person's skin after sexual intercourse.
1) (Guy having sex with girlfriend) "Damn it! It's too much for me to handle even pulling out. I'm gonna gurt!"
2) (random dude) "Sorry I didn't mean to shoot gurt all over your sheets."
2) (random dude) "Sorry I didn't mean to shoot gurt all over your sheets."
by Demented Definitions February 06, 2011
i gently grasped the long shaft, and slid my to fingers and thumb up the long tube quickly and with passion, the next thing i know i was being gurtted on from my yogurt tube.
by LennyBooBoo February 07, 2022
a word used in such scenarios that other words may not be appropriate so thus gurts is introduced. It can mean anything and those involved in the conversation know what it means by the context surrounding it. Usually used in less serious situations
by knifeinflavor123 February 03, 2010
What happens when you open a container of yogurt and the pressure inside the cup forces a small amount of yogurt out of the cup and onto yourself or others close to you.
1. I hope this banana berry bliss doesn't gurt all over me.
2. Damn it! I just got gurted on! Stupid Yoplait...
2. Damn it! I just got gurted on! Stupid Yoplait...
by misterredbeard March 12, 2009
I walked into mike's bedroom the other day to find him gurting with his friend, it was obvious with them being naked and having go-gurt sprayed all over their faces.
by xmidnightxx October 05, 2009