gappetizer

Laying car lengths on an opponent in a drag race .

My car with the new mods is going to be handing out gappetizers .

by leavin steven October 8, 2019

Geppettophile

A person who has a sexual attraction to puppets

Puppets shouldn't go out after dark for fear of lurking geppettophiles.

by Burr (Steakface) April 12, 2021

Geppettophile

Someone who is a closet pedophile who takes their tendencies out on little wooden dolls like Geppetto from Pinocchio but a little wooden boys innocence is taken

Kid: Mommy, why is that man always in his woodshop groaning and moaning?

Mom: stay away darling he is fucking a little wooden boy wishing he was real, that man is a Geppettophile

by Queefburgler April 29, 2021

Geppetto

Verb. The sexual act of fisting a woman's ass and working her hole like a puppetmaster. When performed by a woman onto a male it is known as a Madame. (She was a puppett in the 70's. Google it.)

Dude, your mom's so freaky she wanted me to geppetto her ass without lube!

by FuntCase and FussyPart October 25, 2010

Gumpette

Gumpette: An individual of the female gender who demonstrates distinctively gumpish behavior.

Concerned User: Hmm... it appears that I am missing some emails?

Customer Service Gumpette: It not that they are missing, there are problem with the exchange at the moment, a lot of at people are having the same problem...

by Jellyfish February 3, 2007

gupperberk

1) A fictional creature which carries its CNS in its scrotal sack and is indiginous to South America 2) The feeling just before the freezer door opens when you already know there's not going to be any ice in the ice tray.

1) The gupperberk scuttled quietly into the night.
2) Steve was overcome with gupperberk as someone asked him to get them some ice.

by David D H Andrews April 30, 2003

guppedokter

Weed smoking floating dutchman

your a guppedokter...

by guppedokter June 5, 2003