Gamer Gunk

The slimey, gooey substance that forms on gaming chairs from the sweat, grease, saliva and gfuel from excessive sitting.

Woah, i sure produced alot of Gamer Gunk today on my Gamer chair, ill cleanse it tommorow!

by BigLadUnger October 11, 2020

Skunk Gunk

Smegma. Ripe cheesy discharge of the foulest smelling variety.

I gots skunk gunk under my foreskin.

My taint smells like skunk gunk.

Vanessa's poon is full of skunk gunk.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

Gunpowder milkshake

a horrifying sex act involving a lighter, pubic hair, spit and a butt

A: "So, how was your date?"

B:"She made me a gunpowder milkshake."

A:"Whoa, that sounds amazing!"

B:"It's really not."

by induna_crewneck March 16, 2021

Gunk Cannon

A particularly large and angry erection

Gary dropped to his knees to admire Alan’s enormous Gunk Cannon, “I couldn’t possibly fit that in” he exclaimed.

by Herbert Schweffe October 24, 2019

Gamer Gunk

The hard shell of sweat and filth that forms around your balls after multiple 8+ hour gaming sessions where you don't shower for multiple days at a time.

"Bro my Gamer Gunk has gotten worse and worse, any idea on how to get rid of it?"
"Have you tried taking a shower you unwashed swamp creature?"
"Making fun of me won't help."
"I don't really give a fuck"

by Xx_Big Balls_xX October 18, 2021

gunbound

1. a fun online game where everyone either says JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA or lah.

2. A game where losers spend 20$ to buy a working aimbot

3. a game where if you are a pro, you are always screaming at noobs

4. a game where if you have no friends, it gets boring easily

1/3. 1337mexican: JAJAJAJAJA
pr0: ST*U
pr0: GO PLAY ON THE LATIN SERVERS LAH
noob: JAJAJAJA!!!!11 lolz.
noob: what does st*u mean?
*noob uses shot 1 in aduka match*
pr0: OMFG CAN YOU READ???
1337mexican : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
hoogli: press f8 next turn lah
igivefreeitems: type /m igivefreeitems and then your password, and you get free avatars!

by hoogli January 6, 2005

Chobe gunk

Dried up chode sperm that's gone bad and green.

Ben jizzed on the wall and 3 days later it turned into dry chobe gunk.

by ChobeGunk September 5, 2010