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The Guardian

A formerly reputable left-leaning newpaper.In recent times has acted as the avant-garde of social marxism in the form of identity politics and the cult of victimhood.Often takes the side of the enemies of modern civilization on the flimsiest standpoints.

In essence, not worth the money or the web search. Representative of the spiritual and social paralysis in the Western World.
Me:"Did you read that article on The Guardian?".
You: " The Guardian?!. I never read that guff".
by FightingSocialMarxistNazis August 9, 2017
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Color Guard

A league of trained assassins whose goal is to eliminate every last member of the marching band. They accomplish this by hitting instruments with their flags and encouraging members with an reward system for hitting certain instruments (Sousaphone is 1 point because it is so big, Piccolo is 10 points because it is so small). Do not be deceived by their innocent looks because you will regret every second you do.
Person 1: Dang that girl looks so nice.

Person 2: She's not; she's in color guard.
by Godyr December 27, 2012
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color guard girl

A dedicated, tough, strong, girl with a big personality and cocky at times. ♥

And is a beast at spinning ALL the things! :)
a color guard girl is...
when they dislocate their knee in the first 15secs of their championship winter guard show, and still perform their ass off like nothing else matters.♥

They spin everything they lay their hands on♥

When she's pissed off and still has a smile on her face and is continuing her life's performance.
by color guard memes December 14, 2012
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tard guard

another name for people who take care of mentally handicapped kids and prevent them from harming them selves or others.
johnny got a job with the tard guard, then he got pooped on
by bobby brown75 July 3, 2006
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Go Guardian

a bullshit chrome extension teachers use to make fun of students by blocking them on certain websites. At times, not even allowing them to use their browser.
Go Guardian is so retarded! Ms. R blocked me from unblocked games!
by The guy he is looking for February 12, 2020
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The Wraith Guard

An Elite guild in the 5pg developed Game "Dawn of the Dragons"
Never sway from destiny's call.

You may stand against the odds like The Wraith Guard did, and win.
by Insurgi December 21, 2013
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blind guardian

Blind Guardian rank with Helloween and Stratovarius as the main innovators of the Germanic speed/power metal style that has been massively popular in Europe for the past several years. Blind Guardian themselves did derive from Helloween early in their career, but took that style to a new level, with advanced musicianship and folk/fantasy-based lyrical themes predominating much of their work.
Hansi Kürsch bass/vocals
Marcus Siepen guitars
Andre Olbrich guitars
Thomas Stauch drums
by Karth June 30, 2004
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