Glumpkin

Similar to the Blumpkin, however the oral sex received by the male while taking a dump is given by a person with no teeth. (Blumpkin + Gummer = Glumpkin)

Your toothless whore of a grandmother sure can give a mean Glumpkin!
OR....
I'm going to punch out your sister's teeth so she can give me a true Glumpkin.

by Steve Fron Superior January 20, 2009

thumpy grumpkin

When you recieve a blumpkin from your grandma while your rabbit eats a carrot

I got the best thumpy grumpkin of my life from grandma Bernie

by Smittywerbenyagerbenjenson April 26, 2008

gumkin

Receiving a blumkin from an old woman with no teeth

The prostitute was so old that when she took out her false teeth i had no choice but to tell her to give me a gumkin or get the fuck out

by plags December 24, 2014

Grumpkin

the act of shitting while recieving fellacio

man she sucked me dry while i dropped a loaf!

by dirty sanchez June 14, 2003

Forrest Gumping

When one is stoned but not quite retarded; basically on the border of being alright and just fucked up. Forrest gump was not normal but he wasn't retarded, hence the perfect comparison to being not fully baked.

Pablo: everyone stoned yet?
Daniel: I'm still pretty sober...
Chris: I'm fucked up...
Alex: I'm Forrest gumping over here, 2 more hits and ill be stupid!

by Alex E aka Monkey February 9, 2008

grumpkin

A sex session in which one sits on a toilet taking a shit while another person gives the shitter a blow job

" Dude you gave a great grumpkin last night"

by Yanni's Flamboyant Friend December 24, 2002

glumpkin

During the act of oral sex, one holds thier flatuence until the point of orgasm and then releases the fart while ejaculating

A: "What the hell was that?"
Brian: "That was a Glumpkin, bitch"

by Swiss Cheddah January 11, 2008