glurp

The sound that milk makes when you are swallowing it.

I glurped down that glass of milk so fast.

by proponent of sincere apologies May 20, 2014

Glurp

To scratch your head and get scalp gunk under your nails, followed by a nail bite (which is a sneaky way of eating the scalp gunk). Sometimes there is smelling of the fingertips involved.

Heather likes to glurp first thing in the morning when she has a lot of residue on her head.

I think glurping is gross.

by lilantie May 19, 2009

glurp

the sound made while trying to suck a giant dick.

when I heard the glurp noise while julie was goin' down on me, I knew I had a big dick..

by mikeyboi December 18, 2004

glurp

the sound COOL snakes make

look all the marshmallows are hooked together, now its a snake. glurp, glurp. glurp, glurp.

by anonymous December 12, 2004

glurping

someone who hugs without pants

she likes glurping random citizens

by polkic May 18, 2010

Glurpy

Stupidity

Your action just shows that you're in complete glurpy

by aziqasyla November 13, 2018

Gulumptuous

Sharp; quick thinking; witty

Johnny seems very gulumptuous today.

by TheCatch March 6, 2011