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gumper

Gumper ; Is A person who gumps. which is a person whom will persuade by performing a sexual act, usually fellatio but not limited to, to acquire or gain something they need . Often placed in the same group as puddle sluts, drug whore but really quite different. The main difference is a gumper, trades sexual favors for other things besides drugs or substance, but more focused on trading for other services or granted access to something not normally accessible by the sexual favor giver. Gumpers are not addicts but more often a determined crafty type. Who has no shame using sexual allure to gain what they want. Generally a tactic used by females towards men in power. Who have morality issues.

submitted by LuvH8Luv
inspired by popular pop culture movie.

Forrest Gump when Forrest Gump's mother had sex with a superintendent of school district to grant Forrest Gump access into public school and not a special school for less fortunate.
In the PTA meeting held at the town hall a mob of parents held signs in protest and loud speaker saying "Mrs. Gump had sex with the right person to get her slow handicapped son into our public schools which created a distraction to all other children's learning." when interviewing another angry parent, the parent very frustrated in demeanor said, "She can't just gump the super-intendant for her boy to be placed into schools made for regular kids. She's done this before with parking tickets getting thrown out, to returning opened electronics that she obviously used and damaged. she gets away with everything by her gumper ways and now it seems she is gumping her way into our public school. "
by Luv H8 Luv April 10, 2022
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gülperi

No words needed. Too cool for descriptions
Gülperi is a queen
by Cihan22 January 2, 2017
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gurperneet

Only one person in the world has this name, I feel bad for her
Gurperneet, never heard such a dumbass thing in my life
by Moterskirrrrt January 20, 2018
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Gulpern

Irish slang used to describe a fool, or someone who tends to do stupid things.
''Did you hear what them lads from the Panda where doing?''
''Yeah, pure gulperns!''
by Weedan September 3, 2011
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Galpern

(n.) a creeper, one who likes to creep, Smlax, one who loves Smlax
"That girl is a total Galpern..she followed me yesterday in her black Nissan Pathfinder for almost an hour!"
by Michael William Smith February 25, 2008
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Gulnerable

The state of being so confused that you become gullable and vulnerable.
Kendra does not like when Rich fucks with her head 'cause she is easily gulnerable to anything he says.
by Kendra-Leigh October 21, 2008
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Gusperiffic

A word meaning the exact same thing as "orgasmic" commonly used by smaller streamers on the platform Mixer.
Ashton: Wow Boomba, that play was Gusperiffic!
Boomba: Yes it was!
by Ashton_M_02 August 7, 2018
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